Bentley: “Shiver me timbers First mate Pierre! Guess what day it be.”
Pierre: “Uhhh, it’s Friday. Why are we dressed like this and what happened to my eye? Should I be hysterical?”
Bentley: “Avast Matey! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day! It’s an international holiday and our friend Cap’n Speedy the House Bunny is having a big party over in the U.K. We be supposed t' talk like a gentleman o' fortune all tide.”
Pierre: “Hmmm, talk like a pirate. Will thar be cake? Do ye gentleman o’ fortunes eat cake? I be knowin’ a RUM cake! Hardee har har!”
Bentley: “Aye, now ye be thinkin’. Mom, there be some kinda International Pirate Law that ye need to be bakin’ a rum cake. Are ye already in the galley, ye wench?”
Pierre: “Hey Cap’n Bentley! Do ye know where a one-legged pirate eats breakfast? IHOP!”
Bentley: “Yo-ho-ho! Me once knew a pirate with a wooden leg named Wilson.”
Pierre: “What be the name of his other leg?”
Bentley: “Arrr…do ye be knowin’ how much booty the pirate paid to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear!”
Pierre: “Blimey Cap’n Bentley! Ye be talkin’ addled!”
Bentley: “Ye talkin’ plank walkin’ talk ye scurvy dog!”
Pierre: “Don’t ye be makin’ me flog ye upside yer head! Aye, here be a couple o’ more jollys! Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was standing on the deck! Ok, be holdin’ ye stomach for this one…which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers? Ye give up? The outside!”
Bentley: “Bwaa-haa-haa! Wait…What do ye call a pirate who can’t conduct a successful raid? The pillage idiot!”
Pierre: “Gramma! Did ye bake us pirates some cake? Avast My lady, why ye be wearin’ a paper towel on ye head?”
Me: “Aye, my little pirates. It seems I have a Bounty on me head!”
Bentley: “Arrr Mom, ye won’t be walkin’ the plank, but ye must walk the dog today! It won’t hurt to lose some of me booty!”
Me: “Do ye know why pirates are careful with cats on board their ships?”
Pierre: “Cat cooties?”
Me: “No, a mew-tiny! Y’all don’t roll yer eyes at me! That be funny!”
Bentley: “Mom, me don’t want to seem tart, but drinking rum this early in the morning does not make you a pirate, it just makes you drunk. Hardee-har-har-har!”
Pierre: “Gramma! Did ye drink our cake?”
Me: “Boys! That is not funny! Me thinks yer not gettin’ any of these apples me dehydrated for yer treats! Do ye know what me will have to do before I bury me treasured apples?”
Bentley: “Aye, dig a hole! We were just jostlin’ ye a wee bit My Lady! Now, how about ye rubbin’ me tummy afore we get to those tasty apples. Arrr…a pirate’s life for me!”
Happy International Pirates Day Mateys!
Stop by and say “Ahoy” to Cap’n Speedy today!
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