Monday, December 15, 2014

BFTB Channel 7 NETWoof News 12/15/2014

Did he or didn't he? Find out our Top Story below.
Bentley: “Welcome to this week’s BFTB Channel 7 NETWoof News.  I’m Bentley and along with my co-host Pierre, we bring you all the news we nose.  Hee Hee!  That’s a newshound joke.  Our top story today is not a joke, but a case of “Do All Dogs Go to Heaven?”  It was widely reported that Pope Francis comforted a small child with the words, “One day we will see our animals again.  Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures.”  The Vatican spokesperson has discredited the account, but not before it went viral.  What do you think Pierre?”
Pierre: “I am at a loss as to why this is even a question.  It’s like the author James Thurber said, “If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven and very, very, few persons.”  Anyway, my plan is to live forever and so far, so good!  Speaking of good, here is a great story about Chance.”
Bentley: “You must be referring to the story out of Tennessee.  A disabled Vietnam Vet fell and was bleeding.  He was also unconscious.  Luckily his dog, a Pit Bull/Boxer mix was there to help.”
Pierre: “That’s right Bentley.  Chance may have hip dysplasia and be ten-years old, but that didn’t keep him from pawing the door open.  He somehow managed to jump the fence and go to the neighbors.  When they saw him with blood on his paws and nose, they ran back to Chance’s home.  His owner was still on the floor.  The neighbors were previously scared of the big dog, but now consider Chance a hero.”
Bentley: “That is what I call the Chance of a lifetime!  Before we move to the sports, I’d like to give a Christmas card count.  I believe that you can see from my chalk tote board that Pierre and I have received a gazillion several more than Mom and Dad.  I’m sure theirs are just delayed for some good reason.  *Whispers to Pierre; “The reason is they aren’t getting any! Snicker
Pierre: “On the…giggle, snicker  On the sports front, we are pleased to announce that our German-shorthaired Pointer pal, Cello has done it again!  For the second year in a row, she has taken first place in the Finals at Easton Waterfowl Festival in Easton, MD.  This time, she won first in the Elite Division.  That is one whole entire division higher than last year’s Masters Division.  You can keep up with Cello and her little brother Hooch on Instagram or their website, Cello's Corner.”
Cello is flying high in Elite Dock Diving.
Bentley: “I’m not sure if this is considered sporting news other than it involves a very awesome award winning Chesapeake Bay Retriever from our friends at Sand Spring Chesapeakes.  Their sweet girl Glory will find out if she is going to become a mommy this Wednesday, December 17th.  She goes in for an ultra-sound, so let’s keep our paws crossed for her.”
Pierre: “Puppies are fun.  At least that is what Gramma said.  She saw her potential new granddog yesterday.  Your human boy is getting a chocolate Lab puppy.  Can you believe that?”
Bentley: “I am not surprised.  The poor dude is probably at a total loss without me around.  He and his wife need a pup to call their own.  I wish them nothing, but sunny skies.  That’s a lot more than I can wish for us.  It looks like we are going to endure some thunderstorms today.  After rolling through the Bayou, these nasty storms will continue to head east.  The rest of the country will be experiencing rain and possibly a few mudslides.  Y’all grab your galoshes; it’s going to be a messy week.”
Pierre: “We are so happy to have you join us today.  Bentley, do you have any final words?’
Bentley: Yes; as always, stay safe, and be sure to grab yourself some happy.”
Resources:
Cello’sCorner 

21 comments :

  1. The boys and the newsroom are looking so festive these days! Love it :)

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  2. What a great story indeed guys! yes our animals all will go to heaven...of that I am certain...and we love the festive newsroom :) and hey if you email us your addy we cans send you a card..maybe even one for mum hahahahah :)
    Loves Fozziemum dinz1234@bigpond.com xxxx

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  3. LOL and yes we will grab ourselves some happy. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Great post - (sorry about the Christmas card count- Hahaha!!) and of course we are extremely appreciative and excited to have Cello featured in your post! Thank you SO much for helping us to celebrate Cello's accomplishments!!

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  5. "All the News you NOSE"...BaaaaWaaaah that is so FUNNY.

    OMD that story about CHANCE is Fabulous...
    and we are SURE that Chance will be going to HEAVEN...

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  6. Very informative newscast this morning! I'm ahead in the card count at my house too, but that is normal. I got your card, so that is added in as well except I like to keep it close to me since it smells like you ;) Well, have a marvelous Monday. GBGV paw hugs

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  7. Chance is a hero, that's for sure! I will grab some happy :o) Have a great monday!
    Easy Rider

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  8. grabbing some happy sounds like a great idea

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  9. Wow, you pups sure got a lot of cards!!!!
    Our paws are all crossed for Glory and her soon to be pups! I can't wait to find out the news!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  10. We just loved the story about Chance!1 It is awesome to see hero doggies recognized!!

    Isn't it grand to get lots and lots more cards than da peeps?!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  11. Excellent news report, pals! You are always on top of it! I believe all dogs go to heaven...I would even say, all cats go to heaven too. That Chance sounds like a super hero to me! Happy Monday!
    Oz

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  12. Paisley is ready to come check out the news room!

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  13. Excellent newscast as always!! We were not surprised that the Pope finally said what we knew all along!! How could anyone think otherwise??

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  14. Thanks for the news. Of course we all will go to heaven! Was there any doubt?

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  15. Mant thanks for all the news that the nose Knows. Hope all them puppies once born will have furever homes.....you guys stay dry, we missed the storms here by about 3 miles....just windy!

    The Mad scots

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  16. What a fabulous news cast, ok I'm crying now. Thank you for the super announcement of good luck! I sure hope you can report a litter of burr heads in the near future. Hugs and Kisses and be on the lookout for your collar Bentley, I sent it off today so I hope it makes it to you just in time for Christmas.

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  17. Oh, I hadn't heard the story about Chance, what a great one! What fun that your Mom might be getting a new granddog, Bentley!
    Jan, Wag 'n Woof Pets

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