Me: “Bentley, come on and hop into the bathtub. It’s time to wash the snow and winter gunk off you. It’ll be fun!”
Bentley: “It will be fun for me, because I love my bath. You on the other hand, can expect to be drenched in Basset shake!”
Me: “I know that you think that’s bad, but your shakes aren’t that mighty. Your ears sling some water, but the rest of you doesn’t shake too much. Look, I have a new shampoo for you to try. It’s BVH Pet Care’s Premium Dog Shampoo & Conditioner. It says on the bottle that I can make you a foaming bath by adding some like bubble bath. Wow! Look at the bubbles!
Bentley: “Oh, I love bubbles! This isn’t going to make me smell all girlie, is it? I have my reputation to consider, ya know! What’s in it?”
Me: “It has coconut oil, citrus fruit extracts, and botanical lecithins to deep clean your dirtiest dirt, but it doesn’t have that “at the beach” smell. There is a natural gentle fragrance that I think you’ll enjoy.”
Bentley: *sniff, sniff “I believe that I am catching a whiff of brown kelp. You and Dad will be glad to know that it helps protect my hair follicles and increases volume while helping to prevent unnatural shedding.”
Me: “No offense, but the way that you shed IS unnatural. Seriously, why aren’t
you bald by now?”
|"I love getting my neck wrinkles washed."|
Bentley: “Obviously, I have healthy follicles and I plan to keep them that way. BVH Premium Shampoo & Conditioner will make that happen. All of the ingredients are 100% natural and biodegradable. It is so eco-friendly that even the bottle is recyclable. You know that they don’t let you recycle bottles that have had chemicals in them. I feel good about using this on my body. Puppies over the age of 12 weeks can bathe in BVH Premium Shampoo. It is soap free and gentle, but try not to get it in my eyes.”
|"Ahh, don't you love the feel of a great shampoo?"|
Bentley: “Let me see the bottle. Yes, it's made in the U.S.A. How does the conditioning part work? Look, it detangles because they’ve added natural oils and cationic butters that penetrate the hair. It reduces the binding effect that causes tangles. Pierre is going to be happy about that! Is it going to take forever and a day to rinse me off after I’m clean? Some shampoos take so long to wash out that I need a nap afterwards. Hey, are you already finished? Wow, I love this new shampoo! Go ahead with the brushing and blow dry. Oohh, I feel good!”
Me: “That was a very easy rinse for you! All we need to do now is tell our friends that they can order their own BVH Premium Dog Shampoo & Conditioner from Amazon.
mkclinton.com/Barking from the Bayou received a 16 oz. bottle of BVH Pet Care Premium Dog Shampoo & Conditioner. We did not receive monetary compensation to review/promote this product. Mkclinton.com only shares information/products that I feel my audience will enjoy and appreciate. BVH Pet Care is not responsible for the contents of this post.
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