Monday, March 9, 2015

BFTB Channel 7 NETWoof News 3/9/2015


Bentley: “Welcome to this week’s BFTB NETWoof News.  You can count on us to bring you all of the news that we've dug up or tracked down over the past week.  As always, I am joined at the news desk by my co-anchor Pierre and our adorable Weather Lab Paisley.  What’s our top story today, Pierre?”
Pierre: “The top story this week concerns a dog’s sense of smell.  Not to brag, but dogs have 10 times the number of small receptors as humans.  This means that we can smell something that people don’t even notice when it's held right under their noses.  Frankie, a German Shepherd has been trained to sniff out thyroid cancer in patients that have not even been diagnosed.  Okay, don’t gross out about how he performs the test.  He smells patient’s urine and if his nose detects thyroid cancer, he lies down on the floor.  If the sample is clean, he turns away.  In clinical testing, Frankie was correct 30 out of 34 times.  That’s a pretty good average.”
Bentley: “So, the next time that your dog wants to smell around the toilet, it could be for your own good.  Speaking of cancer, researchers have identified the biological mechanism that could give some cancer cells the ability to form tumors in dogs.  The study found a correlation between the increased expression of a specific gene in tumor cells and more aggressive behavior in a certain canine bone cancer.  They think it may have implications for cancer in humans.  We are keeping our paws crossed for an eventual cure and prevention of this dreaded disease.”

Pierre: "As the official newscast of Blogville, we like to keep our citizens abreast of local happenings.  The trial of Samson the Mouth ended with him turning stool pigeon on the stand.  It is considered by many Blogvillians to be the newest ‘Trial of the Century.’  You can read the entire trial including links to the interrogation, the trial transcripts, and verdict at the Police Commish Sarge's place.  We are able to report that Samson’s proverbial goose is cooked!”
Bentley: “Also on the Blogville scene, it seems that something is afoot with our honorable Mayor Stanley and a certain beautiful Dachshund named Taffy.  Rumors are flying around the streets and grooming parlors, but as of this report, nobody has been able to verify if anything unethical is occurring.  We do have the full cooperation for Co-Mayor Murphy.  We will keep our noses to the ground and our ears open for an update.”    
Paisley: “Hey y’all!  Can it be time for me?  I really want to tell everybody something important.”
Pierre: “Oh dear!  It’s not a severe weather report is it?  We will always interrupt our broadcast for an update from our Weather Lab.”
Paisley: “Well…it’s not exactly weather related.  *Dramatic sigh It’s okay, I’ll just wait.”

Bentley: “Aww, it’s okay.  It looks like things are happening with our Weather Lab.  Let’s go straight to our ace meteorodoglist Paisley.”
Paisley: “Thanks guys.  Guess what!  I started school last week and my dad said that I was a good girl.  I even get to go back this week and they let me play and learn.  It is really awesome!”
Pierre: “Congratulations!  Are you working on your PhD?”
Paisley: “Yes sir.  I will learn my Puppy Heel/Down, how to sit and be friends.  It is Puppy Kindergarten and I’m going to rock it!  I don’t think any of the other pups have a weather gig!  Speaking of which, it is finally going to be pretty outside!  Most of the country will have sunshine and temperatures reaching highs of the 60’s in the west and the 50’s in the east.  Y’all be careful of the melting snow.  There could be some rain along the south and Florida will be baking in the 80s.  That’ll do it from the Weather lab.”
Bentley: Thanks for a sunshiny outlook Paisley.  Good luck with your puppy kindergarten.  I know that you’ll make the news team proud.  We’d like to thank everyone for dropping by to get your news from us.  Have a terrific week and be sure to grab yourself some happy.” 
Our Trusted News Sources:
Possible Biological Trigger for Canine Bone Cancer http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/02/150225122644.htm
Did you see who is BlogPaws Conference Cruising with Bentley?  He has picked up his sweetie Emma and her sister Bailie from MyGBGVLife.  They are finalists in the Best Dog Blog category.  It is getting pretty full with Harley from the Groovy Goldendoodles, and Charlie with his brother Harley for My Dog Likes.  We are hoping to pick up a lot more friends that are going to BlogPaws with their humans.  Let us know if you are attending, we have a great place to add even more friends!








19 comments :

  1. Great news ..... and yes the nose knows when it comes to us dogs. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. We have Paisley's heat wave here. It's going to be 50! I may need to unzip my fur a bit! The car is getting full, but it sure is a fun ride! You are one pawsome fellow, Bentley, and classy too!

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  3. The nose knows for sure!! Oh how I wish we would have a heat wave! We are hoping that it will get close to 40 degrees tomorrow!! There are still four foot drifts on either side of the RV!!

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  4. I've read about that super-noses... a reason more to love dogs huh? we sadly got a rain-wave instead of heat, probably someone forgot to pay the sunshine-tax :o)
    easy rider

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  5. I always enjoy catching up on the news on Monday! Thanks for keeping us informed.
    Oz

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  6. It's truly amazing what a dog's nose is capable of detecting!
    I love your "Conference Cruising" picture ~ I won't be able to attend this year, but hopefully in 2016!

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  7. OMD Paisley is ALREADY working on her P H D ????? She must be a Puppy Prodigy.
    That... OTHER Frankie is Brilliant... and he will Save Lives... that is super.
    This was a grand way to start our Monday Morning... Love it. THANKS...

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  8. Dogs have amazing noses don't they?
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  9. Wish you were picking me up
    Lily & Edward

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  10. Oh the nose knows! Especially when its a treat or a toy stuck under somefinks!
    And there does to be a bit of a soap opera going on at the Mayors office, can't wait for the next instalment!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  11. Can you pick us up???? Mom wouldn't even know we're gone....oh wait yes she would. How would she wake up in the morning??! BOL! Have fun!!

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  12. Paisley sure has a lot of work with all the bad weather. Good luck in puppy kindergarten!

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  13. Hari OM
    Oh yes I heard about the sniffer dogs - it's kinda like those ones which can tell when their epileptic owners are going to have an attack ... yyyyaaaaaaaaaayyyyy for the dog!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  14. Thanks for the news....just so you you guys know....Mickey got a lot of information outta Samsom, that we can not release...lets just say, we have some good info on criminal activities being planned in the future!

    Top Cop Bites

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  15. Mom says it makes her glad she doesn't have a dogs sense of smell - just think of awful smells we come across and then magnify them by 100 times - erk - BO on steroids !

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  16. We think dog noses are amazing! We love to hear about the good work they do, and also hope that research into K9 cancer can benefit everyone, dog and human alike.
    Paisley, thank you for that promising weather forecast, and we hope we get to hear more about how you do in kindergarten....good luck!
    Jan & the crew at Wag 'n Woof Pets

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  17. Wow, I absolutely love your broadcasts! Thanks for covering our trial and the verdict for The Mouth. We're pretty proud at the Blogville PD. My Mom thinks that cancer sniffling is amazing. I had some of that forecast sun today! :)
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  18. OMD, that was a FABulous NewsCast guys!!!! MUCH betters that those talkin' heads on Ma's TV!!!
    I loves those Cancer sniffin' doggies!! We need all the help to sniff out and STOMP out that evil C as possibles!!
    Congrats on your Kindergarten trainin' Paisley!! I thinks you are gonna pass with flyin' colors!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  19. Your getting quite the car full of friends. Isn't that cool about sniffing out cancer, I think it is great. Great job in school Paisley.

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