Bentley: “Psst…Pierre, come here. Mom and Dad went into the
spare bedroom treat room. Maybe they are finally going to get the Jones Natural Chews that they’ve been hoarding since the BlogPaws conference.”
*The whimpering sounds coming from the living room are agonizing. It is obvious these two have been
suffering waiting for us to get the Jones Chews.
Bentley: “YES! They are coming out of the room and the smell of bones is growing stronger. Operation Desperate Dog was a success.”
Pierre: “Don’t count your bones until they are in our mouths. They could just be taking photos.” Whimper…whine…moan.
Bentley: “Whew, what took y’all so long? We are dying out here! Wait…where are you taking them? Oh no, not more photos. I can’t wait any longer.”
Pierre: “I’m climbing up on this chair and then onto the table. I cannot wait a minute longer! Ohhh, are those hooves that I see? I could enjoy a hoof between my cheek and gum!”
Bentley: “It does sound delicious, but I see the Tender Taffy Beef Liver Blends in there too. A soft natural treat made from USA beef sounds scrumptious! That is what is so cool about all of Jones Natural Chews products.”Pierre: “Yes sirree! They are all natural, grown and made right here in the United States. You know made in the U.S.A. is super important to us. We can also be assured that Jones uses stringent quality control standards. Some other companies do not. Let’s do our cute dog tricks and see if we can score a sample.”
Bentley: “I hear ya! Go ahead and stand up for a bite. You can tell the difference with Jones Chews. I like knowing everything is baked in an oven. We don’t have to worry about splintering either. Ugh! Have you ever gotten a sliver from a bone in your throat? It is not a pleasant experience.”
Pierre: “I haven’t gotten a bone in my throat, but I have gagged on a piece of grass and that was traumatic enough for me.”
Bentley: “I’m sure that it was. Let’s just act cool so they give the dogs a bone! Don’t blow it by getting into trouble. I’ll just stare at them and maybe one will roll closer.”
Pierre: “Lemme have a Tender Taffy Beef Liver Blend treat. These are the best! What happens if we accidentally eat them all?”
Bentley: “If we do eat all of these, we can check to find stores that sell Jones Natural Chews by clicking here. You can even click here to find all of their incredible products and a bit of their history.”
Pierre: “Whew! There is a store close by that carries them. Now that we know that there is more available, let’s do some more sampling!”
Bentley: “OMD! These all smell fabulous. I’d like one of each, please.”
Pierre: “Me too! I think all of this excitement calls for a pig’s ear. I sure hope Ms. Flea drives her armored Jones vehicle this way again in the fall.”
Bentley: “I heard Mom say that she will be here. I loved her visit last year. We’d better not forget our manners.”
Bentley & Pierre: “Thank you, Ms. Flea and Jones Chews. Y’all sure do know how to make dogs happy!”
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