I am a Brand Ambassador for Dr. Harvey’s Fine Health Food for Companion Animals. I’m being compensated for helping to share information about Dr. Harvey’s products. Barking from the Bayou/mkclinton.com only share information and products we believe will benefit you as well.
Me: “Okay boys, this is our first official Dr. Harvey’s® post since we became their Brand Ambassadors. I am going to let y’all help me, but I have to ask that you conduct yourselves in a business-like manner.”
Bentley: “Oh, you don’t have to worry about us. We are nothing if not the consummate professionals. Isn’t that right, Pierre?”
Pierre: “Absolutely, you can count on us to bring our unbiased opinion in a calm mature dialogue.”
Me: “Okay, good deal. We are going to tell everyone about Dr. Harvey’s Power Patties. They are in this gold bag. You have had them before, remember?”
Bentley: “Seriously? Of course I do. I just can't believe that we are starting with a treat so amazing that it is packaged in pure gold!”
Me: “I don’t think it is actually pure gold, it is just the color of the bag. It is pretty, isn’t it?””
Bentley: “Well, they should be in a 24 karat gold bag because they are that incredibly rich in flavor. It is going to be difficult maintaining composure when you are dangling one of my favorite taste treats in front of my nose. Power Patties are made from freeze-dried green beef tripe. Do you know about tripe, Pierre?”
Pierre: “Before I answer that, do you mind if I use your face to push off so I can reach this wonderful treat? Thanks. Now, back to your question. As a matter of fact, I know quite a bit on the subject of tripe. It’s the stomach lining of grazing animals. Stomachs of cows and other ruminating animals have four chambers which break down grasses with a bunch of digestive enzymes, gastric juices, and amino acids.”
Bentley: “I noticed that your tummy doesn’t make those weird noises when you add tripe to your diet. It has really made a difference in your sensitive stomach. Obviously, it did not do anything to make you more sensitive to me. I wouldn’t use your face as a launching pad to get a treat. I’ll just use my ears to jump higher while you look on in awe. Watch the fingers, Mom!”
Pierre: “Dude, way to jump for it! Thanks for noticing the difference in my stomach. It is so much better. That’s because the digestive enzymes in Power Patties help my digestion. My body doesn’t have to expend nearly as much energy digesting a meal so I get the most nutritional benefits for both my dinner and my treats. They also improve my metabolism, hormonal functions and boost my immune system. Speaking of boosting, check out this vertical leap!
Me: “Come on, you two. There are plenty of treats in this bag. It isn’t necessary for you to jump all over each other. Now, sit up like a gentleman and I will give you each a taste.”
Bentley: “Yes, ma’am. Wow! These Power Patties are a super treat. Since they are from Dr. Harvey’s we know that they are free of preservatives, chemical additives, salt, sugar, dyes, or artificial flavors. You can easily break each patty into smaller pieces for tricks and training. They measure about 2" so we might only need one per training session. Unless, I accidentally eat the whole thing. It happens."
Pierre: “The label does warn that dogs might want to steal the entire bag. I can understand that desire because I already want more. If we share, may we please have another piece?”
Me: “Sharing with your friends is nice. We are joining Dr. Harvey’s to share a bag of Power Patties with THREE of our lucky friends."
Bentley: "Power Patties are the holistic treat that dogs love to eat. Enter today and good luck!”
Pierre: “Don’t forget to check out our Ambassador badge on the sidebar. You can use our special code BFTB930 to save 10% on your purchases! They have food and holistic supplements for all types of companion animals.”
We are barking about @drharvey Power Patties on the Bayou. Of course, we have a contest! #ad http://t.co/ZQHf8sX4Ue— M. K.Clinton (@mk_clinton) September 1, 2015