Monday, January 4, 2016

BFTB NETWoof News January 4, 2016 #DogNews

Bentley: “Happy New Year everyone! Welcome to the first BFTB NETWoof News for 2016. As always, I am your ace newshound, Bentley. Joining me at the news desk is my co-anchor Pierre the Westie and our faithful Weather Lab Paisley. I hope that both of them have recovered from the holiday season and are ready to report. Pierre, have you fetched our top story?”
BFTB NETWoof News set with photo of a seal using iPad
Photo Courtesy of Weymouth Sea Life

Pierre: “Of course, I have my report. Need I remind you that I am a professional? Today’s top story is about a couple of star-crossed lovers. It started with two harbor seals that lived together for seven years and fell madly in love. They resided at the Cornish Seal Sanctuary in England. The curators of the sanctuary didn’t think they had anything to worry about as far as the pair breeding. The male, Babyface is one of the oldest living seals in captivity so they were certain that he was too old to still be fertile. Besides, the female Sija was on a seal contraceptive pill. Don’t snicker, it’s a real thing! Anyway, they overcame the odds and produced two seal pups before it was decided that they should be separated. It is your typical Romeo and Juliet kind of story. The two seemed to be coping okay with the separation, but the humans thought it would be nice to let them stay in touch. That is when it was decided that they would get two iPads and let Babyface and Sija enjoy some Facetime or rather Sealtime. When they put the screens down so the lovers could see one another, they nosed right up to the screens. It looks like another successful long-distance relationship!”
Bentley: “Is that what it means to seal it with a kiss? Speaking of a kiss, the military is kissing the Robo Dog good-bye. What was hailed as a techno-canine that could be used in battle to carry equipment and perform other tasks has proven to have a problem that is all too common with actual dogs. They are just too darn loud!  The LS3, created by Google-owned Boston Dynamics, was loud enough to give our military’s position away to the enemies. That is never a good thing so the robotic dogs were retired before they were ever actually used in a real-world situation. The $42 million dollar project was a collaborative endeavor with the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. The two agencies claim that it was never their intention to use the Robo Dogs in actual combat. Supposedly, it was just to show the feasibility of legged robots and not a candidate to be deployed. I don’t know about you, but that seems like an awfully expensive test. That money could have done a lot of good for our human wounded warriors here at home. It’s just my opinion, of course.”
Pierre: “I think that you might be barking up the right tree there, my friend. In case you missed our announcement about the changes here on Barking from the Bayou, we will only be posting Monday thru Friday. You can count on us to post on the weekends if there is a special occasion or holiday. The best way to make sure that you never miss us is to sign up to have email delivery. You can do that at the top of our page where it says, “Fetch My Blog in Your Email” It is under that photo of our ace reporter kissing his mom. I will refrain from passing judgment on him being a Mama’s Boy…”
BFTB NETWoof News with drawing of two ways a dog can wear pants
Dogs in pants drawing courtesy of Norbert K.
Bentley: “If the shoe fits I’ll wear it. That brings me to our last story of the week. A drawing has gone viral that begs the question of how a dog should wear pants. Now, the answer is obvious to those of us in the canine world. We wear our pants on our back legs to cover our rears. Our front legs or arms as I like to refer to them, are for our shirts or jackets. Seriously, how can this even be a debate? Of course, if you disagree, feel free to comment. Pierre, what is happening in the world of sports?”
BFTB NETWoof Sports with a dog on treadmill
Photo courtesy of Cello's Corner
Pierre: “There wasn’t a lot going on since it was a holiday week, but I did check in with our friends at Cello’s Corner to see how Team Liver Killers are keeping in shape during the winter months. You are not going to believe this, but they have their very own doggie treadmill! How cool is that? This photo is of Lager working out while Hooch watches from the comfort of his bed! I wonder if we can rig Mom’s so that we can run walk inside during the cold weather. It is definitely something to think about since we aren’t fans of the cold. How about it Paisley, is Old Man Winter going to visit this week?”
BFTB NETWoof Weather forecast map
Paisley: *Swoon “That Hooch is so dreamy." *Sigh "Sorry, I got lost there for a second. What were we talking about? Oh yes, you asked about Old Man Winter visiting. Of course, it depends on where you live but there will be some chilly weather and snow in the north. Most of the United States will have scattered showers including the northeast and western coastline. The south will see midweek showers and those are going to travel across the south all the way to the east coast. The center of the country will be breezy and partly cloudy but the temperatures are going to be cooler. The weather won’t be as treacherous as it was last week. Hopefully, if you are flying there won’t be any delays. No matter what your weather brings, have a great week.”
Bentley: “We can always count on Paisley to put a positive spin on our forecast. I also wanted to say Congratulations to the winner of our Huge Holiday Cash Giveaway of $250. It was Crystal who registered on My GBGV Life’s blog. We appreciate everyone that entered and look forward to giving away more cash next Christmas! On behalf of the BFTB news team, thank you for dropping by today. Be sure to join us each day this week as we share some laughs and great ways to be a better pet parent. Have a wonderful week and don’t forget to grab yourself some happy!”  
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21 comments :

  1. Hope you guys have an amazing week!!! First official week of the new year!!

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  2. YAY, luffs my weekly news reports!
    Happy New Year
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. Pants on front and back legs now that's silly - only humans could have come up with that one. Congrats to Crystal!

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  4. Thanks so much for sharing Lager's workout session! Hooch says he will try his hardest to get over his fear of the treadmill so he can show off for Paisley ;) ...Great post!!!!

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  5. Thanks for the news you all! I don't do pants, they simply don't fit quite right. Next week they are talking about a real cold snap up here...want to come up and snuggle, Bentley??? ;)

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  6. Great news this week, you have to love a good seal love story!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  7. I did not hear the story of the seals but you are right...what a Romeo and Juliet story! Great news report again, pals. I have been away so I missed your announcement about posting only M-F...I better go back and check it out.
    *high paws* my pals and hugs to your momma
    Oz

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  8. That seal story is priceless! WOW!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  9. We can't even Believe how stoopid Peeps can be sometimes... Surely they didn't think a Walking Tin Can..could that the place of a Dog... and all that wasted $$$$ could have really helped the Wounded Warriors... FUR SURE...

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  10. We think the dog in pants thing was hilarious. The things that people think of!

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  11. The Seal story made us smile! we are looking forward to a new year of great news!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  12. We thought that robo-dog was too creepy for words. When will humans stop trying to improve on the perfection that is DOG>

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  13. A true Romeo and Juliet story
    Lily & Edward

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  14. Great newscast! We like Paisley's outlook on weather but it is not looking too good around here BOL! Did you hear about the Valentine's Day Parade that Crabby Girls and F&E are putting on?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  15. Well, I don't know about you guys, but our crew would just as soon not wear pants at all anyway!
    We are getting some darn cold weather here today, but we're hoping it's not going to last very long. We would love to have a treadmill for the winter...but the Momz is not willing to take on another training project right now...maybe next year!
    Jan & the crew at Wag 'n Woof Pets

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  16. Pants on all fours (legs AND arms); ridiculous! Great newscast!

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  17. Oh my goodness that dog wearing pants thing is everywhere!! I am not sure what Cocoa would think. She is sticking to sweaters!! It is cold today. We went running this morning and it was like 10!!

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  18. Starting out the New Year with a great News cast!

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  19. I agree - how dogs would wear pants is obvious to me too!

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  20. Thank you for the weather forecast! So accurate every week! It's really raining here! ;)

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