Bentley: “Hello and welcome to BFTB NETWoof News for the last Monday in August 2016. As many of you know, we were on a secret assignment last week. Details will be coming soon but that did not deter us from fetching some great stories. My co-anchor Pierre has our top story.”
Pierre: “Yes, I do and I can ‘bearly’ contain my excitement at being back. Our top story is the 300 lb. black bear that was relocated after authorities evicted him from his place of residence. This might not have been unusual except the bear was living under a man’s front porch in Breckenridge, Colorado. This modern-day Yogi was tranquilized and moved to another part of the state. Hopefully, his new address will be in the forest.”
Bentley: “Authorities estimate that the bear is 10 years old so I’m sure it will live a long and happy life among the other approximately 19,000 black bears in the Colorado wilderness. It can be scary out there in the wild. There is a lot to be said for self-preservation like in this next story. A man in British Columbia was out whale watching with his family when they spotted a pod of orcas. The giants of the ocean were trying to make a meal out of a seal when it decided to seek refuge on the family’s boat. The seal jumped on the back and wedged itself between the engines where the whale could not reach it. I give this report my seal of approval.”
|Mabel's photo courtesy of Idaho Pug Ranch|
Pierre: “I approve of jumping into this week’s BFTB Sports. You may remember earlier this summer when the adorable Mabel from Idaho Pug Ranch earned her first Rally score and was looking forward to doing more. Well, that is exactly what she did this past weekend. She and her mom earned first place and a Rally Novice Title! They weren’t content to rest on their laurels though; they also competed in Beginner Novice Obedience. We are proud as punch to say that they placed 2nd with their first qualifying score of 191 points out of 200! Congratulations, Mable. You can see more photos from the day on her blog.”
Paisley: “I am so happy for Mable and her mom. They will be glad to know their week looks bright weather-wise too. Most of the northern states and center of the USA will be warm and sunny. Showers will arrive in the Pacific Northwest but the west coast can expect nice weather. Our southern states will continue a pattern of muggy days with scattered storms. Friends along the east coast will be experiencing plenty of sun shine and hot temperatures. As always, keep an eye to the sky and an ear to your local weather reports in the event of yucky weather. I hope that you have a sunny outlook no matter what the weather is where you live. Back to you, Bentley.”
Bentley: “Did you know that there are places in America where they get little or no thunder? Why am I just now finding this out? Does it thunder where you live? Let us know in the comment section below. We appreciate you stopping by for this week’s weather and hope that you join us all week for more fun.
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