Monday, November 7, 2016

BFTB NETWoof Dog News November 7, 2016

Bentley: “Hello and welcome to BFTB NETWoof News for the week of November 7, 2016. We had to really search for some good news this week. It seems as though humans are having a difficult time being nice to one another and to animals. True to our policy of reporting the good news, we have managed to find some fun to share. Pierre, what is our top story?”
BFTB NETWoof News top story on a new dog poop invention
Pierre: “We begin with e wacky invention for dogs. It is called ‘Piqapoo’ and it is basically a bag that fits over a dog’s tail and catches their poo. Seriously? That has to be one of the most embarrassing things that I’ve ever heard of. Apparently, humans think it is a great idea because their Kickstarter has already raised $16,000. I don’t know about you but this is one Westie that will not be seen with a baggie butt!”
BFTB NETWoof News about the world's longest cat
Bentley: “I hear you. Besides, what would we scratch and cover if everything landed in a bag? Yuck! You’d never see someone trying to put a bag on a cat’s rear. That would go double for a cat in the U.K. According to Guinness Book of World Records, Ludo is the longest cat measuring an astounding 3 ft. 11”. Maine Coon cats like the one in our photo are usually big but wow!
BFTB NETWoof News urges everyone in Blogville to vote.
Pierre: “That is one cat that I would run from. Speaking of running, we want to remind everyone that the big election is tomorrow. No, not that election…we are talking about the Blogville mayoral election. It has been a very friendly competition between Christmas the Dachshund and Arty the Shi-Tzu mix. Both candidates are qualified, honest, and cute. Blogville will be in great paws with either so vote your heart.”
Bentley: “Voting takes place at Hailey & Phod’s. This year’s poll verifier is Oz the Terrier. Blogville polls open at 12:01 a.m. EST on Tuesday, November 8th and will close at 11:59p.m the same day. To cast your vote, leave a comment with the name of your candidate. Be sure to include the URL of your blog for verification. If you have any questions, please check the Blogville election laws here. Our new mayor will be announced once votes are tallied. We would like to thank both candidates for running a clean race. Humans could once again learn something from us. How is the weather going to be for Election Day, Paisley?”
BFTB NETWoof Weather with Paisley the Weather Lab
Paisley: It should be nice weather for most of us. The Pacific Northwest will have some showers and there could be some storms along the Texas coastline. The rest of the country will have sunny skies and mild temperatures. Florida can expect some breezy weather and the northeast can expect some rain later in the week. I am looking forward to welcoming our new mayor. Murphy and Stanley have left some mighty big paws to fill but Christmas and Arty have the right stuff. Back to you boys on the Bayou.”
Bentley: “That sounds like a terrific fall forecast. We hope that everyone has a wonderful week. Thank you for stopping by today and be sure to visit throughout the week. Stay safe and be sure to grab yourself some happy.”
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20 comments :

  1. Oh nose, I am not sure about that butt bag poop thingy....much more funs watching the peeps struggling to open a poop bag and picking up the poop whilst holding their breath!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. We are sick of the warm weather and want some cold and snow, but it isn't in the forecast! I have to agree, no poop bag will be tied to my back end...talk about lazy folks! Have a great week!

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  3. Lol! A bag to catch their poop!?! Too funny

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  4. we never would buy such a poop-catcher... some inventions better should stay as dreams :o)

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  5. people have the oddest notions of what they think others will like

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  6. POOP CATCHERS?? Sheesh, what will those humans think of next!!

    We are soooooo looking forward to that "other election" being over...humans can be so very cruel. They need bit more wag in their lives!! Arty is getting pretty nervous about Blogville's election...thanks for helping to spread the news!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  7. The poop bag is about as silly as the pole used to catch the poop between butt and ground.

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  8. I can't believe people would sure that poop bag...poor dogs! LOL

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  9. Good work finding good news among all the poop out there! And speaking of poop, there is NO WAY I would walk around with a poop bag butt. Nope, no way! I hope everyone is ready to cast their vote tomorrow in the Blogville Mayoral Election. Phod and I are ready to get counting the votes!

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  10. Thank goodness we don't have tails to put a bag around BOL
    Lily & Edward

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  11. We heard about the magic poo bag thing. I can't imagine walking around with that thing tied to my butt! I'd probably stop, drop, and scooch until it was off!

    Oh, and the Blogville vote tomorrow will be a tough choice. I wish I could vote for both of them!

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  12. Poor dogs, we cannot believe that someone thought of that poop bag ! Purrs

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  13. OMD! no poop bag on our pug butts!!!
    We are excited for the blogville election!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  14. No news of the big LSU-Bama game, boys? Oh, that's right. You only report *good* news. ;-) Hope your humans have recovered from the loss. On to Arkansas and better things to come. Have a great week!

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  15. We humans sure wish our election could be as civil as Blogville's! Do you think they'd know who we meant if we wrote in Christmas or Arty on our ballot tomorrow? Hee hee.
    Jan, Wag 'n Woof Pets

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  16. A doggie butt poo bag? That's interesting. I guess if they can have doggie diapers why not a doggie butt poo bag?!
    Love & biscuits,
    Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them

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  17. A doggie butt poo bag? That's interesting. I guess if they can have doggie diapers why not a doggie butt poo bag?!
    Love & biscuits,
    Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them

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  18. I need he bag over ge butt so I don't have to stick my hand in it like I did this weekend picking it up. Gads

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  19. We are making sure our pawrents don't give a penny to that butt bag kick starter thing!

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  20. Butt bag collector? How silly! Bend down and pick just it up. 💩 Sheesh!

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