Thursday, December 21, 2017

Dear Santa, In Case You Were Watching...

Dear Santa Paws,
   We have been greatvery…pretty good this year. As Pierre and I reminisced about 2017, we discovered a lot few things that might need to be explained. Just in case you were watching and misunderstood.
   Pierre dug a huge hole in the backyard trying to catch a mole. In case you were watching, he was actually trying to introduce himself to the chief rodent in hopes of helping them in a relocation plan. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, you know. #PierreIsAGoodBoy
   In case you were watching, it may have appeared that I helped myself to a bag of treats when the laundry room door was left ajar. In my defense, these treats upset Pierre’s tummy. The best way to keep him from another adverse reaction was to get rid of the offending chew. #BentleySavedPierre

    You might have seen Pierre chasing squirrels. In case you were watching, this is his way of making sure they are getting plenty of cardio exercise. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but there are a lot of fat tree rats squirrels around here. He is doing his best to get them in shape so please don’t leave them any chocolate covered acorns. We even built this squirrel stand squirrel relief center, so it’ll be easier to catch them they have a place to gather. #PierreSavesTheSquirrels
   This last thing is kind of embarrassing but in case you were watching, there is a perfectly logical explanation. Mom decided to put the swinging top on her office garbage can. As a scent hound, I was confident that I detected a delicious dangerous substance inside the can. It was up to me to save the family by removing the empty chip bag deadly object. #BentleyIsAHero
   We are looking forward to your visit in a few days. If you have any other questions, we have plenty of excuses reasons for our actions. Pierre and I believe this should explain anything that you might have misconstrued as being naughty just in case you were watching.
Your Pals,
Bentley & Pierre




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35 comments :

  1. I bet Santa will laugh like crazy when he sees da picture with the special "cone"... and you will get a truckload of treats!!!

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    1. We find that we get in less trouble when we make Mom laugh. Hopefully, it will work for Santa too.

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  2. I bet you guys are at the top of Santa’s nice list! Have a very merry Christmas!

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    1. We are trying really hard to be extra good for the next few days.

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  3. How will you ever get down from that relief center, Pierre?
    I bet Santa was looking the other way the whole time and never noticed a thing!

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    1. Bentley is building me some stairs. I should probably shimmy down! BOL!

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  4. I'm sure you boys are on the nice list. Everybody has a few misunderstandings, but all the good things far outweigh the bad ones!

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  5. BOL!!! We are sure Santa understands, and is impressed, by all your, ummmm, selfless acts boys!
    xoxo,
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

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    1. We strive to be good boys but sometimes it is difficult. BOL!

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  6. BOL! That was great! You should be getting tons of presents now!

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    1. We thought it sounded good. You do believe every single word, don't you?

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  7. You should definitely be on the nice list with all those accomplishments.

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    1. Thanks. Tell your crew they are welcome to use any of our totally legitimate excuses...I mean, explanations!

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  8. This made me laugh so hard!!! Best way to wake up!! Thanks!!

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  9. BOL!🐾🐾🐢
    3 bum swings! 3 more!πŸ’œ
    Too barking funny.

    Nose nudges,
    CEO Olivia

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    1. Thanks, Olivia! We want Santa to be too busy Ho-ho-ho-ing to notice anything naughty.

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  10. MOL ! We bet Santa totally understands ! Purrs

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    1. He seems to be a rather jolly fellow so we have our paws crossed.

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  11. We're sure Santa will recognise your Community Spirit and Family Protection skills!

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  12. MOL MOL MOL LOL you two Bayou Boyz have literally cracked us up!
    Hugs madi and mom thanks for the laughs

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  13. We're sure Santa Paws appreciates those "explanations" and will definitely put you both on his nice list. :)

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    1. If he lands at the Island before he hits the bayou, put in a good word for us. We will do the same here!

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  14. All pawfectly rational explanations I'm sure Santy Paws will totally understand!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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    1. Thanks, Princess Leah! We thought a long time before explaining. Ho Ho Ho!

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  15. Good thing you explained. I am sure Santa will be good to you :)

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    1. We wanted to make sure there were absolutely no questions about whether we had been naughty or nice.

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  16. We believe every word, boys, and we're sure Santa will too! :)
    Jan & the crew at Wag 'n Woof Pets

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    1. I wrote it with my most sincere penmanship. BOL!

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  17. OMD, you guys CRACK ME UP!!!! I thinks I needs you as my lawyer in the new year....not that I expect to be gettin' into any troubles, mind you.....
    #angelfaceRuby
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  18. This is hilarious!! Excellent excuses, uh I mean rationalizations! You two are sure to top Santa's Nice list. I love the creative hashtagging, LOL! Merry Christmas!
    Love & biscuits,
    Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them

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  19. Haha this was cute! Hope you guys get lots of prezzie.

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  20. We're 100% certain Santa will be good to you boyz. Have a very happy howliday!

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