Monday, January 29, 2018

BFTB NETWoof News January 29, 2018

Bentley Basset Hound: “Hello and welcome to BFTB NETWoof News for the week of January 29, 2018. We have some stories that are sure to put a smile on your face. Let’s get to our top story with my co-anchor Pierre.”
BFTB NETWoof News on camels being disqualified for using Botox
Pierre Westie: “Thanks so much, Bentley. The top story might be one of my all-time favorites. It involves a dozen camels that were disqualified from the Saudi Arabia Camel Beauty Pageant for allegedly using Botox in their lips! This brings so many questions and jokes to my mind but as a reporter, I will stick with the facts.

   The contest is part of a big festival to honor the animal. The prize for the most beautiful camel is 57 million dollars so it should come as no surprise that over 30,000 camels have entered for a chance to win. This Botox scandal has some people calling for fines and penalties for anyone trying to enhance their camel’s beauty with ‘performance-enhancing drugs.”
BFTB NETWoof News on dog saving people from carbon monoxide

Bentley: “We love reporting on our four-legged heroes and we have a couple of ‘bone-afied’ life savers this week.
   Our first hero is a three-year-old trained therapy dog named Ruby. The family was awoken by the relentless barking of their usually quiet Pit Bull. They got up to see what was wrong and it is a good thing they did. When the man went downstairs, he immediately smelled propane gas coming from the garage. Luckily, everyone escaped before carbon monoxide poisoning overcame them. Good girl Ruby!”
BFTB NETWoof News of Golden Retriever rescue
Pierre: “A Golden Retriever in northern California is being hailed a hero after alerting his human about a man that had slipped and fallen into the water. The dog’s owner was able to help the struggling man out of the water just in time.”
BFTB NETWoof News on Grumpy Cat
Bentley: “I love this next report concerning the sourpuss Grumpy Cat. As most of you know, Grumpy Cat is an internet sensation. Enjoying the fame, her owner signed an agreement with a company to use Grumpy’s image on some of its beverages in exchange for a one-time $150,000 payment. The lawsuit arose because the company was using the image for more than was agreed upon. Grumpy Cat isn’t complaining about being awarded $710,000 by the judge. That’s a lot of catnip, my friends!”
BFTB NETWoof Weather with Paisley the Weather Lab
Paisley the Weather Lab: “Speaking of nip, it is going to continue to be nippy in the northern states with a chance of more snow. The Pacific Northwest will have scattered showers while the west coast will be mild and sunny. Those sunny skies are going to a welcomed sight in the southern states too. Our friends in Utah and Colorado might also see some more snow. The middle of our country can expect midweek showers. Those showers will continue traveling to the east bringing more hit or miss showers.
   I hope that you have a beautiful week no matter what the weather is where you live. Always tune to your local stations for updates on storms or warnings.”
Bentley: “That wraps us up for this week. Please share our broadcast with friends and co-workers because everyone could use some good news! Join us all week for more fun and adventures on the bayou. Be sure to grab yourself some happy.”
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23 comments :

  1. YAY for Ruby!!! and camels with botox... hmmmmm... that's weird isnt it? maybe the next time they use it for the humps and the poor camels look like a mountain range...

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    1. We thought it was a joke when we first read it! BOL!

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  2. BOL!!! Love that idea...using the Botox in the humps of the camels! Too funny Phenny! We are glad that you report the GOOD news!! There is so much that is bad or sad these days...My husband just informed me that there is now a GOOD news station. They only report good news! I think it is on MSNBC or something like that. Hope you had a good weekend!

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    1. Hmmmm, we wonder if they are trying to emulate our amazing BFTB news? LOL!

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  3. Yay for Ruby and for the Golden! We walk among so many hero pups! Mom thinks camels are sooooo cute!

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    1. Dogs never cease to amaze us and we love reporting on them! Camels are cute.

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  4. Botox on camel lips, oh my! Some good inspiring stories as always!

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    1. Isn't that hilarious! What a bizarre scandal.

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  5. I had to laugh...we read about those camels and had a major laugh over the sheer ridiculousness of such an event and the shame of the Botox scandal! Hahaha!

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    1. We really double checked to make sure it wasn't a joke! BOL!

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  6. Those are some good stories! We saw the camel story on the TV news too. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Oh, and who would have thought Grumpy Cat would have made so much money? But I think there's hardly anyone who doesn't recognize her these days.

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    1. That is a lot of money to be the prettiest camel around! I love Grumpy Cat too.

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  7. Camels and Botox? Good grief?! We prefer it when animals help out their families like Ruby and the California dog. Let's just hope the snow forecast doesn't do a hop, skip and jump over Denver this week. Wishing you guys a furbulous week.

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    1. We hope that you get some snow! I know the ski resorts would appreciate it too. Animals should be left "au natural"

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  8. OMD..We thought the first story was going to be a joke...BOLBOL!! Too funny!

    Thanks for the great news today!
    xoxo,
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

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    1. We thought it was a joke too but it is for real! BOL!

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  9. We had to laugh about the camels... unbelievable ! Purrs

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    1. We laughed too. It was hard to keep a straight face during our report.

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  10. That is just too funny about the camels and botox. Bravo for the hero dogs
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

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  11. That camel story is pretty interesting. And I hope Grumpy Cat donates some of that money to cat shelters.

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  12. So many things are odd about the camel story...57 million dollars? Giving your camel Botox? What a crazy world we live in!!
    We think Grumpy Cat has no reason to be grumpy anymore. LOL
    Jan & the crew at Wag 'n Woof Pets

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  13. I just love stories of animals saving humans! Good Job Ruby.

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  14. Wagnificient canine hero stories!
    HuMom is still shaking her head over the camel story.
    So, can Grumpy Cat still be grumpy?

    Nose nudges,
    CEO Olivia

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