BFTB Channel 7 NETWoof News February 10, 2015

Bentley: “Thank you for joining on this special Tuesday edition of BFTB NETWoof News.  We are happy to report another week of the news we nose.  I am here with my co-host Pierre and our weather girl, Paisley.  You can trust our reports, because we are dogs.  Isn’t that right Pierre?”

Pierre: “Yes, we are dogs.  *snicker  However, according to the new floor rugs ordered by Pinellas County Sheriff, they agree.  When the officers unrolled their beautiful new rugs, there was something unusual about the seal.  Instead of the motto found in U.S. government offices and on the currency; “In God we trust” the phrase read; “In Dog we trust.”  None of the department K9s could be reached for comment.”

  Bentley: “I can tell you about some puppies that are lucky a couple trusted in their dog’s signals.  Three very young puppies owe their lives to an Australian Shepherd that alerted his owners to a trash bag.  The couple opened the bag and discovered the tiny terrier pups.  They took them home, cleaned them up, and fed them before bringing them to the Contra Costa Animal Services shelter.  They are still looking for the “human” responsible for dumping the puppies.  Seriously, who does something like that?”

Pierre: “Well, let me restore your faith in humanity.  A couple has a seven-month old puppy that happens to be deaf.  They are teaching Bambi to read sign language.  If you’d like an extra smile, click here to watch.  We will wait…okay.  See?  Isn’t that just the sweetest thing?  Bentley?  Are you wiping your eyes?”

Bentley: “Ahem, I have allergies.  I’m sure our weather girl Paisley will have something to say about the pollen.  *Sniff, sniff   This last story proves that true friendship has no boundaries.  Daisy and Otis are best friends.  The two do everything together.  They have been inseparable since Daisy was born.  Otis is an Australian Shepherd and his BFF just happens to be a cheetah.  How cool is that?  I guess when your best friend is the fastest cat on earth; nobody messes with you.”

Pierre: “Hey, don’t you worry.  You’ve seen me race after those squirrels.  I have your back.  Unless, a cheetah jumps the fence.  Then you’d better hope it’s friendly like Daisy, because I’d be gone!”

Bentley: “You must have forgotten that I am taking Rejeneril each day.  I can probably give a cheetah a good race.  Guess who else will be trying this fantastic anti-aging serum?  Our winner is JANET KEEFE of Wag n’ Woof Pets! She will be receiving a bottle just in time to help her Golden Sheba recover from surgery.  Congratulations!  If you didn’t win and would like to help you dog feel their best, click on the Rejeneril ad on our sidebar.  Use my discount and save yourself some cash.”

Paisley:  “Hiya boys!  Is it time for the weather?”

Pierre: “Hi Paisley!  Your timing is perfect.  How do you find the weather across the nation?”

Paisley: “I find it whenever I’m outside playing.  *giggle  That’s a Weather Lab joke.  I wanted to provide our friends in the Boston area with something to help them chuckle.  They are in need of some laughter, because they are getting whammed by the snow!  I’d like to tell them that it’s over, but it’s not.  More snow is predicted for the northeast, the Dakotas, and Minnesota.  The northwest is getting buckets of rain and we are keeping our paws crossed that there won’t be mudslides.  Our temperatures in the south will be mild and great for Mardi Gras parades!

Bentley: “Good girl Paisley.  You are really growing into a top-notch Weather Lab.  Before we sign off, I wanted to invite y’all to join us on tonight’s BlogPaws chat.  We will be discussing pet dental heath, the 2015 conference in Nashville, and my favorite topic, spoiling your pets!  It all starts at 7:00 p.m. C.S.T. and lasts until 9:00 p.m.  Just hop on Twitter and follow #BlogPawsChat.  I hope to visit with y’all tonight.  Have a great week and on behalf of BFTB NETWoof News, grab yourself some happy.”    

 *News Sources:

In Dog We Trust  

Australian Shepherd Saves Pups 

Deaf Dog learns sign language 

Cheetah & Dog Besties