BFTB Channel 7 NETWoof News 3/2/2015

Bentley: “Thank you for joining us in another edition of BFTB Channel 7 NETWoof News.  I’ll be bringing you the real news that’s real fun along with my co-anchor Pierre.  As usual, we will hear from our Weather Lab Paisley.”

Pierre: “That’s right, and we have dug up some great stories this week.  You might have noticed our uber cool hats.  We are paying homage to one of the great literary geniuses of our time.  It is Dr. Seuss Day or National Read Across America Day!  What childhood or adulthood is complete without “Hop on Pop” or “Green Eggs & Ham”?  We encourage all of our friends to read each day.  I’d like to recommend our daily posts or our books, The Returns series.   Dakota's mom just finished The Returns Book 1 and has a review posted on Dakota’s Den today.  Be sure to stop by and see what she thinks.  Back to you Bentley.”

Bentley: “I’m sorry, what were we talking about?  *Snicker  That’s was just a joke, I know what we’re discussing.  I was working on my sarcasm because of a new study that claims dogs have a short-term memory of about two minutes.  Seriously, who did this study?  I have to stand firm on the belief that none of these researchers must actually own a dog.  Have you ever seen a dog walk into a room and look around trying to figure out why they entered said room in the first place?  Then, have you watched that same dog walk back to where they were before to see if they left their thought behind?  If anyone has short-term memory troubles, it’s humans.  Just sayin’.”

Pierre: “That really bites!  Speaking of biting, a police dog in Florida has been forced to resign.  Renzo reportedly bit a Dunkin’ Donut employee on the leg.  I’m not sure what brought on the attack, but as an officer in the Blogville Police Department, I know nothing raises my hackles faster than when they run out of jelly-filled with sprinkles.  The former K9 is spending retirement in Florida with his human partner.”

Bentley: “I hate to see you get your fur in a wad.  Which brings us to our next story. Did you know that your dog hair could be used to catch a thief?  Many law enforcement agencies are using dog hair found on suspects or their belongings to prove they were in your home.  I’m thinking all of my shedding should be a great crime deterrent around here!”

Pierre: “I’ll tell you what’s a crime!  Look at this list from the AKC showing the most popular breeds.  How can the West Highland Terrier be ranked #37?  I mean look at me.  I’m adorable.  I’d question the stats, but I’m ahead of you.  Basset Hounds are #41 on the list.  You’ll never guess who is numero uno.”

Paisley: “Hiya fellas!  Oh, I see that you have the official AKC most popular breeds list.  I hope there are no hard feelings that I’m like homecoming queen popular!  The Labrador is number one for the 24^th year.  Of course, y’all are my favorites.  We sure did have a great time at the BFTB NETWoof meeting over the weekend.  I never knew staff meetings could get so dirty!”

Bentley: “We had a great time.  It was obvious that you are a girl that loves her mud puddles.  I couldn’t help, but laugh at your youthful exuberance.”

 Paisley: “Ya’ll are going to have even more cool mud puddles to splash and race through.  It’s going to rain most of the week around here.  The south will see warmer temperatures the first part of the week.  I’m saying a possible 70˚ day on Tuesday and then a bone chilling 21˚ Thursday.  There is a reason people say if you don’t like bayou weather, wait a minute and it will change.  The northwestern U.S. will be partly cloudy with low temps in the mid-30s and highs in the 50’s.  California will have some well-deserved nice weather.  There is a line of winter weather making its way toward the east coast.  We are getting that weather on Thursday.  I am sure that New England will break their all-time snowfall record.  On a positive note, spring is only 18 days away!  Pierre?”

Pierre: “Thanks Paisley, it’s nice to have the Weather Lab on the desk.  We hope everyone’s days are bright regardless of the weather.”

Bentley: “Thank you for joining us today.  Be sure to check with us each day for more stories, reviews, and fun.  On behalf of Pierre, Paisley, and myself, make this an amazing week and be sure to grab yourself some happy!”   

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