Monday, August 31, 2015

BFTB NETWoof News August 31 2015 #DogNews

News set on the bayou with three dog news anchors
Bentley: “Good day and welcome to BFTB NETWoof News for the last day of August. I am joined here at the desk by my co-anchor Pierre and Paisley the Weather Lab. We have some fun news to start your week. Pierre, what’s our top story?”
Pierre: “You might notice that we are showing our entire studio. There is a reason for that. We don’t often like to toot our own horns but, toot, toot! We are celebrating our first year as the best only dog news that's actually on the bayou. We would also like to thank our readers for reaching 500,000 page views last week! Y’all are the best. Has David Muir called us for a segment yet?”
Bentley: “I’m still waiting; he is our idol so we have to hope. In the meantime, I love anchoring this broadcast and I’m happy that our friends enjoy fetching the news with us. Speaking of friends, our Blogville gang held the first Demolition Derby last Saturday. It was an exciting event and we are happy to announce Easy the Weimaraner was the Derby winner. The Derby King Ziggy and Queen Whitley the Westie reigned over the event which was hosted by Oreo. What an exciting day! I wish we could have sent a drone over for some aerial shots.”
Pierre: “Do you know why we don’t use a drone in our newscasts?
Bentley: “We don’t have that kind of news budget?”
News screen with two dog reporters with photo of bear and drone
Pierre: “Okay, aside from that…scientists are discovering that drones raise the heartbeat of some black bears in Minnesota. One particular bear’s heart rate went from 39 beats to 162 beats. That is a 400% increase. The animals did not show fear or run but were definitely hyper aware of the flying intrusion.”
Bentley: “I think we should hold-out for a sweet news chopper. I’d look cool flying it wearing a microphone on my helmet and a leather bomber jacket. Until then, let me share this sweet story of two unlikely friends. A man with a pig named Emma noticed that she was depressed after her twelve piglets grew up and moved to different farms. That is why he introduced her to a rooster named Greasy. The two are now great friends and Emma lets Greasy sleep in her pen so she is protected from coyotes.”
Pierre: “You could say they go together like ham and eggs…on second thought, maybe not. Let’s move on to the sports before I’m toast! In addition to the Demolition Derby, our friends at Sand Spring Chesapeakes had an exciting weekend. New mom, Glory took a day away from the puppies to pass both her land and water series for her AKC Senior Hunter title. We could not be prouder or happier for her. If you have not seen her puppies, you really should take a peek. They are incredibly cute.”
BFTB Sports featuring Glory of SandSpring Chesapeakes with ribbons

Bentley: “They are a good-looking crew for sure. Another friend Johann, the Agility Dog also brought home the blue ribbon in Performance Speed Jumping at the USDAA Agility Trial in Gainesville, GA. We really know some awesome dog athletes. Maybe we should get into some type of sport. Is alligator wrestling legit?”
Pierre: “We are not going to wrestle gators. Have you seen the size of their teeth? How about synchronized swimming?”
Paisley: “You boys could get a blue ribbon for synchronized snoring! Bahaha! Is it time for the weather?”
Bentley: “You cut me to the quick, child…especially since you are right. How is weather forecast looking?”
BFTB Weather set with three dogs anchoring the newscast

Paisley: “The northwest will get some relief with cooler temperatures accompanied by some rain. California will remain hot as will much of the middle of our country. The south will get some scattered storms. I’m happy to report that Florida escaped the worst of Erika, but will still experience storms and possible flash flooding. That threat continues up into Georgia and the Carolinas. Y’all keep an eye out for deep water and remember, don’t drown; turn around. The northeast will see sunny days for the week ahead. Back to you, Bentley.”
Bentley: “Another great report, Paisley. We hope that you continue to enjoy our news reports. If you have any news that you’d like us to report, let us know. Thank you so much for the support that you have given us. Join us the rest of the week for some new products, another fab giveaway, and more laughs. Stay safe and be sure to grab yourself some happy.”
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  1. Great review! Congrats to Tiffany's Diamond Dogs!

  2. We always love your news! Keep it up!

  3. Do you have any stats on drones raising the heart rates of dogs in Minnesota? Since I live there, it makes me wonder, but then again I don't think I have even seen a drone. I better not hang out with black bears I guess! Huge apaws for your 1 year of news and all those page views! You go news team Bayou!

  4. All excellent news pals! I was happy to hear about Glory's title over the weekend. How fantastic. And I was super happy Tropical Storm Erika broke apart so we didn't have to go through all our hurricane preparations like putting up shutters, etc. We barely got any rain from what is left of her and we sure could use it. Oh well.

  5. Excellent news and sports updates. Mom said her rates go like the black bears, BOL
    Lily & Edward

  6. Fantastic coverage and congrats! wow that is a lot of views!! and i must say i am suprised by the findings of the scientists....very interesting...and poor Emma the pig...i think if i had 12 kids i might be glad to see them all go :) by the way sweeties it is fun to see Paisley is bigger in the middle of you guys the way the young ones grow :) loves Fozziemum xxx

  7. Congrats on a year of pawsome reporting!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  8. Great newscast! Congrats to all! yes we have taken a look at Glory's gorgeous puppies, such cuties!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  9. Great newscast as always. Keeping us informed on the weeks news.

  10. WOW! Huge numbers! Congrats!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

  11. another excellent news report guys

  12. That was wonderful! We especially enjoyed seeing the whole news set. Congrats on so many views!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  13. Wow, congrats on two great milestones, guys! Your newscasts just keep getting better all the time!
    Lots of wags and woofs from the crew at Wag n Woof Pets

  14. Yay congrats on a year of fun reporting and 500,000+ page views- awesome news. X Susie and Kilo the Pug

  15. Congratulations on a milestone. That's paw-some news!
    --Wags (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats

  16. Congrats to you on one year of news! THANK YOU for the shout out on Glory, I am so proud and happy for her. I'm so sorry I am so late getting to read the news. These puppies have had me running ragged and I'm so behind on my reading. Thank you again, you guys are the best!


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