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Bentley: “This is BFTB NETWoof News for January 11, 2016. We have sniffed out the dog reports that you need to know along with the week’s forecast with Paisley, our faithful Weather Lab. My co-anchor Pierre Westie has our top story.”

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Pierre: “Breaking news! A man from North Dakota was arrested in Washington, D.C. after allegedly planning to kidnap the First Dog, Bo. He is the O'Bama's Portuguese Water dog. The guy was arrested and charged with illegally carrying a rifle/shotgun outside of a home or business. The Secret Service discovered a 12-gauge shotgun, a black bolt action rifle and over 300 rounds of ammunition. Although he was positively identified by another name, he claimed to be Jesus and the son of John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe. Court records show that he was fitted for an ankle bracelet and released from custody on Friday. That sounds like a good idea, he certainly doesn't sound delusional or anything."

Bentley: “It is a good thing that someone alerted the officials of the plan. I’m sure that Bo will have a beefed-up security team now. Speaking of alerting officials, a dog in Massachusetts approached a policeman last week. It was barking frantically so the officer decided to follow him. The dog led the officer across a field and down a 30-foot icy embankment. Sure enough, he saw another dog entangled in the heavy undergrowth. Local firefighters used a ladder the free the dog. The two dogs lived together and had run off earlier in the day when their owner was taken to the hospital after a medical emergency. Isn’t that incredible? They were probably heading to the hospital to check on their human.”

Pierre: “Yes, they sound like your typical ambulance chasers. Let me just say before we share this next report, that it is in no way meant to be offensive to any of our awesome friends. Remember, we don't make the news, we only report it. With that, I’d like to present the Top 10 Most Destructive Breeds and the 10 Least Destructive. If I could draw your attention to number 2 on the least list, I believe that you’ll see yours truly. It’s obvious that they did not take into consideration the death of many, many stuffies.”

Bentley: “Again, the Basset Hound has been overlooked. I need a better press agent. At least, we have been members of the A.K.C for many years. The American Kennel Club just accepted two new breeds so they will now be eligible for dog shows. Are you familiar with the American Hairless Terrier or the Sloughi? I’m sure that you will be seeing them in an A.K.C. sanctioned show very soon. Now, let’s turn to our chief Weather Lab, Paisley.”

Paisley: “Thank you. If there was any question about winter’s arrival, you will definitely have the answer this week. The center of the U.S. will be sunny and cool. The west coast will continue to see plenty of EL Nino showers. In California the rains have been too much of a good thing causing mudslides or flash flooding, so stay alert out there. Our northern states are going to see frigid temperatures with the northeast receiving weather precipitation including snow. Here in the south, we are forecasting some showers from Louisiana to Florida. Whatever the weather is in your part of the world, dress accordingly and get outside to enjoy your days. Back to you, Bentley.”

Bentley: “From all of us at BFTB NETWoof News, we thank you for trusting us to deliver top quality reporting. If you are in Blogville, don’t forget that the Crabby Girls are joining Frankie and Ernie to host a Valentine’s Day parade. For more information you can visit their blogs by clicking on the names. It is going to be fun! We hope that you join us for the rest of the week as we share our adventures, reviews, and ideas. Stay safe and don’t forget to grab yourself some happy.”

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— M. K.Clinton (@mk_clinton) January 11, 2016

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