BFTB NETWoof News January 29, 2018

Bentley Basset Hound: “Hello and welcome to BFTB NETWoof News for the week of January 29, 2018. We have some stories that are sure to put a smile on your face. Let’s get to our top story with my co-anchor Pierre.”

Pierre Westie: “Thanks so much, Bentley. The top story might be one of my all-time favorites. It involves a dozen camels that were disqualified from the Saudi Arabia Camel Beauty Pageant for allegedly using Botox in their lips! This brings so many questions and jokes to my mind but as a reporter, I will stick with the facts.

   The contest is part of a big festival to honor the animal. The prize for the most beautiful camel is 57 million dollars so it should come as no surprise that over 30,000 camels have entered for a chance to win. This Botox scandal has some people calling for fines and penalties for anyone trying to enhance their camel’s beauty with ‘performance-enhancing drugs.”

Bentley: “We love reporting on our four-legged heroes and we have a couple of ‘bone-afied’ life savers this week.

   Our first hero is a three-year-old trained therapy dog named Ruby. The family was awoken by the relentless barking of their usually quiet Pit Bull. They got up to see what was wrong and it is a good thing they did. When the man went downstairs, he immediately smelled propane gas coming from the garage. Luckily, everyone escaped before carbon monoxide poisoning overcame them. Good girl Ruby!”

Pierre: “A Golden Retriever in northern California is being hailed a hero after alerting his human about a man that had slipped and fallen into the water. The dog’s owner was able to help the struggling man out of the water just in time.”

Bentley: “I love this next report concerning the sourpuss Grumpy Cat. As most of you know, Grumpy Cat is an internet sensation. Enjoying the fame, her owner signed an agreement with a company to use Grumpy’s image on some of its beverages in exchange for a one-time $150,000 payment. The lawsuit arose because the company was using the image for more than was agreed upon. Grumpy Cat isn’t complaining about being awarded $710,000 by the judge. That’s a lot of catnip, my friends!”

Paisley the Weather Lab: “Speaking of nip, it is going to continue to be nippy in the northern states with a chance of more snow. The Pacific Northwest will have scattered showers while the west coast will be mild and sunny. Those sunny skies are going to a welcomed sight in the southern states too. Our friends in Utah and Colorado might also see some more snow. The middle of our country can expect midweek showers. Those showers will continue traveling to the east bringing more hit or miss showers.

   I hope that you have a beautiful week no matter what the weather is where you live. Always tune to your local stations for updates on storms or warnings.”
Bentley: “That wraps us up for this week. Please share our broadcast with friends and co-workers because everyone could use some good news! Join us all week for more fun and adventures on the bayou. Be sure to grab yourself some happy.”
News Sources:

Camel Beauty Scandal 

Carbon Monoxide Canine 

Golden Water Rescue 

Grumpy Cat 

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