In Search of Booty

   Avast ye mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day and the Bayou Buccaneers have a yarn to spin so let’s weigh anchor and hoist the Jolly Roger!

Cap’n Bentley Basset: “Blimey, First Mate Pierre! Did ye bring our treasure map? We shan’t be finding no golden doubloons or pieces of eight without a proper pirate’s map.”

First Mate Pierre Westie: “Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! Ye cut me to the quick, scallywag. Do ye take me for some landlubber? This salty ol’ seadog never set sails until everything is shipshape and that includes having our top-secret treasure map.”

Cap’n Bentley: “Aye, bucko! Let’s batten down the hatches in case the bayou gets rough. I’ll man the crow’s nest and try to find where the map leads us. Keep an eye out for pillagers cuz these be dangerous waters ye are navigating.”

First Mate Pierre: “Yo ho ho! Ye tail is better than a weathervane at showing wind direction. Keep it up and we will be giving buried treasure the heave-ho by nightfall.”

Cap’n Bentley: “Hey diddly-dee a pirate’s life for me! Feast ye eyes on this booty. There be nothing better than a BIG BOOTY in me opinion.”

First Mate Pierre: “Aye, ye did good, lad. Once we come ashore, ye must help me bury our riches in the yard. I’m thinking of changing me name to White Beard. It has a real pirate vibe, don’t ye think?”

Cap’n Bentley: “Ye make a mighty fine White Beard but what makes ye think the lassies will believe we be pirates?”

Pierre: “Cuz we say we ARRRRR! Plus, we have the loot. Lassies love loot!”   

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