The Returns Book Series

The Returns

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What happens if you arrive at the Pearly Gates before your time?

        F.B.I Agent Bentley Clanton finds out the hard way as he is directed to a little-known area devoted to correcting glitches in the longevity system.  The Returns Department specializes in finding appropriate bodies for “early arrivals” before sending them back to earth.  It seemed an acceptable solution until Bentley realizes his new body includes long velvety ears, four stubby legs with giant paws, and a tail.  Helping him adjust to life as a Basset Hound is his rookie Guardian Angel, along with three other canine Returns.

Laugh along as a delightful Golden Retriever, a feisty Chihuahua, and Flamboyant Westie join Bentley to form an unlikely brotherhood of crime-fighting heroes.  The Returns takes you on a fun-loving, junk food eating adventure through the exciting streets of New Orleans during Mardi Gras.

*Selected as an Indie Book of the Day award winner

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**The Best of 2013 Great Weekly Reads

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2014 Silver medal winner AUTHORSdb Cover Contest ~ Humor

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**Read what others are saying about The Returns:

“Hugely enjoyable, Very clever, and HIGHLY entertaining! It gives the term “good fun” a whole new twist!”L. Cooper – So, I Read This Book Today

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“A MUST read for dog lovers!” D. Feyen – More Than A Review

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“A book to keep you smiling from cover to cover! -Amazon Review

“Best book I have read in ages. This would be a wonderful book to be made into a movie!” -Amazon Review

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The Returns 2 ~SHOWSTOPPERS

The Returns are back!

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The Returns, whose human lives were mistakenly cut short, found themselves being returned to Earth in the bodies of some of the funniest dogs in creation!  Now, they have a new case to sink their teeth into and this time, they enjoy a bite of The Big Apple.  Your favorite fun~loving, junk food eating, crime fighting canines are once again partnered with FBI Agent Aiden Davenport.  Someone is stealing the world’s top show dogs and the boys go undercover to sniff out the criminals.  Along with their rookie Guardian Angel, a couple of wise~cracking cats, and some new recruits, the crooks don’t stand a chance.

Enjoy the laughter and adventure as the gang takes you on a thrilling journey from the quaint French Quarter of New Orleans to the exciting crowds of Times Square in New York City.

Showstoppers is the second book in the Returns series.  Although it may be read as a stand-alone book, it is strongly recommended that you begin with first in the series, The Returns by M. K. Clinton.

*Selected as an Indie Book of the Day award winner

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2014 Gold medal winner AUTHORSdb Cover Contest ~ Humor

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What are other Amazon readers saying about

The Returns 2 ~ Showstoppers?

“I thought the first one was good but this one really made me laugh.  I hope the next is as hilarious.”

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“This book was hysterical and there were times when I got strange looks from my husband for literally laughing out loud.  The gang of crime solving Returns is absolutely adorable; not to mention heart~warming and hilarious.”

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“Great book. Enjoyed this book as much as the first. Hope there will be more books like this by M.K.Clinton.”

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The Returns 2 ~ Showstoppers had a

featured Inspirational Quote in the 

2015 Spring Issue of Modern Dog Magazine. 

"The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog."

Thanks to Thomas DeLauer and Natural Muscle magazine for featuring my quote in their May edition.