Me: “Bentley, Pierre, do y’all remember what we were talking about the other day?”
Bentley: “I think you mentioned something about giving us more treats.”
Pierre: “Well, I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but…Toot! Toot! Tomorrow is my birthday! I am pretty sure that you should have already talked and shopped about that major life event.”
Me: “I don’t know why I ask y’all these questions. I am referring to our talk about the Sooty Paw Paw® poop bag infographic we posted April 3rd. It told how important that it is for folks to pick up after their dogs.”
Bentley: “Oh yeah, I remember that. It’s the infographic that had the pictures of the bags with their cool dispenser. You know the one that makes sure that you can tear the bag with one hand and only one bag comes out each time. It’s amazing; although I kind of miss watching you try to rewind all those bags from our dispenser. You looked pretty silly. Is that the infographic that you are
Me: “Yep, that’s the one. We are going to tell our readers how our experience with the bags and holder has been going.”
Pierre: “Okay, so we aren’t talking about my birthday? Fine. I don’t mind saying I’m a wee bit hurt.”
Me: “Keep a stiff upper lip, Pierre. We have something special to tie in with your big day. I don’t want to tell everybody until the end. You know go for the big finish!”
Pierre: “That certainly makes sense. When you announce it, can I say ta-da? I think that would make me feel better.”
Bentley: “Great! All this talk about going and finishing reminds me of something. Let’s go for a walk. I have some business I’ll need you to take care of down the street.”
