Dear Santa Paws,
We
have been
Pierre
dug a huge hole in the backyard trying to catch a mole. In case you were watching, he was actually trying to introduce himself to
the chief rodent in hopes of helping them in a relocation plan. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, you know. #PierreIsAGoodBoy
You might have seen Pierre chasing squirrels. In case you were watching, this is
his way of making sure they are getting plenty of cardio exercise. I’m not sure
if you’ve noticed but there are a lot of fat tree rats squirrels around
here. He is doing his best to get them in shape so please don’t leave them any
chocolate covered acorns. We even built this squirrel stand squirrel
relief center, so it’ll be easier to catch them they have a place to
gather. #PierreSavesTheSquirrels
This
last thing is kind of embarrassing but in case you were watching, there is a
perfectly logical explanation. Mom decided to put the swinging top on her
office garbage can. As a scent hound, I was confident that I detected a delicious
dangerous substance inside the can. It was up to me to save the family by
removing the empty chip bag deadly object. #BentleyIsAHero
We
are looking forward to your visit in a few days. If you have any other
questions, we have plenty of excuses reasons for our actions. Pierre and
I believe this should explain anything that you might have misconstrued as
being naughty just in case you were watching.
Your Pals,
Bentley & Pierre
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I bet Santa will laugh like crazy when he sees da picture with the special "cone"... and you will get a truckload of treats!!!
ReplyDeleteWe find that we get in less trouble when we make Mom laugh. Hopefully, it will work for Santa too.
DeleteI bet you guys are at the top of Santa’s nice list! Have a very merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteWe are trying really hard to be extra good for the next few days.
DeleteHow will you ever get down from that relief center, Pierre?
ReplyDeleteI bet Santa was looking the other way the whole time and never noticed a thing!
Bentley is building me some stairs. I should probably shimmy down! BOL!
DeleteI'm sure you boys are on the nice list. Everybody has a few misunderstandings, but all the good things far outweigh the bad ones!
ReplyDeleteThat is what we are counting on!
DeleteBOL!!! We are sure Santa understands, and is impressed, by all your, ummmm, selfless acts boys!
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Jakey, Arty & Rosy
We strive to be good boys but sometimes it is difficult. BOL!
DeleteBOL! That was great! You should be getting tons of presents now!
ReplyDeleteWe thought it sounded good. You do believe every single word, don't you?
DeleteYou should definitely be on the nice list with all those accomplishments.
ReplyDeleteThanks. Tell your crew they are welcome to use any of our totally legitimate excuses...I mean, explanations!
DeleteThis made me laugh so hard!!! Best way to wake up!! Thanks!!
ReplyDeleteThis made me so happy!
DeleteBOL!🐾🐾🐶
ReplyDelete3 bum swings! 3 more!💜
Too barking funny.
Nose nudges,
CEO Olivia
Thanks, Olivia! We want Santa to be too busy Ho-ho-ho-ing to notice anything naughty.
DeleteMOL ! We bet Santa totally understands ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteHe seems to be a rather jolly fellow so we have our paws crossed.
DeleteWe're sure Santa will recognise your Community Spirit and Family Protection skills!
ReplyDeleteWe tried to cover all of our bases. BOL! BOL!
DeleteMOL MOL MOL LOL you two Bayou Boyz have literally cracked us up!
ReplyDeleteHugs madi and mom thanks for the laughs
We're sure Santa Paws appreciates those "explanations" and will definitely put you both on his nice list. :)
ReplyDeleteIf he lands at the Island before he hits the bayou, put in a good word for us. We will do the same here!
DeleteAll pawfectly rational explanations I'm sure Santy Paws will totally understand!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Thanks, Princess Leah! We thought a long time before explaining. Ho Ho Ho!
DeleteGood thing you explained. I am sure Santa will be good to you :)
ReplyDeleteWe wanted to make sure there were absolutely no questions about whether we had been naughty or nice.
DeleteWe believe every word, boys, and we're sure Santa will too! :)
ReplyDeleteJan & the crew at Wag 'n Woof Pets
I wrote it with my most sincere penmanship. BOL!
DeleteOMD, you guys CRACK ME UP!!!! I thinks I needs you as my lawyer in the new year....not that I expect to be gettin' into any troubles, mind you.....
ReplyDelete#angelfaceRuby
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
This is hilarious!! Excellent excuses, uh I mean rationalizations! You two are sure to top Santa's Nice list. I love the creative hashtagging, LOL! Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteLove & biscuits,
Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them
Haha this was cute! Hope you guys get lots of prezzie.
ReplyDeleteWe're 100% certain Santa will be good to you boyz. Have a very happy howliday!
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