Pierre:
“It has got to be my birthday this time! Where are my presents? Did Gramma bake me a birthday cake? I am so hyped!”
Bentley: “Pierre, every single time
I tell you that we are celebrating, you assume that it is your birthday. If that was the case, you’d be about 87 years
old by now.”
Pierre:
“What are you trying to say?
Is it not my birthday? Shoot, I
wanted cake.”
Bentley: “Yes, it is not your
birthday. It is National Read a Book
Day! You know what that means don’t you?”







