Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Le Dogue Bites are Très Bien

Bentley: “Bonjour, Pierre. Would you care to partake in some of my Dr.Harvey’s le dogue bites®?  I must say they are très bien.”
Pierre: “What the heck is wrong with you, Bentley? You are talking funny. The only thing I understood was Dr. Harvey’s so whatever it is, I want some.”

Bentley: “Oh mon ami! I must say these delicious and holistic dog treats have taken me back to my native France. Je les aime.”
Pierre: “You had better snap out of it or I’m telling Mom! Did you say something about a treat from Dr. Harvey’s?”
Bentley: “Oui Oui!”
Pierre: “Seriously, if you wee-wee in the house, you are going to be in big trouble! Why don’t you go outside and leave that bag of treats with me?”
Bentley: “For crying out loud, Pierre! I don’t have to go outside. I am speaking French because we are reviewing le dogue bites and they are a classy treat!”
Pierre: “Well, why didn’t you just say so? I love these bite sized pieces of freeze-dried chicken. Seriously, it is the only ingredient. That means no salt, sugar, preservatives or coloring. It says right here on the package that they are made in the USA not France!”
Bentley: “I know that, silly! Le Dogue is French and again, I was trying to add a little sophistication to our review. Take a bite and you’ll see that these are very distinguished treats. We have the chicken but they are also available in beef and fish. That is a trifecta of goodness!"
Pierre: “Encore une, s’il vous plait?"
Bentley: “He asked for one more and even said please. By Jove, I think he’s got it! Vive le dogue bites!”                      
Pierre: “Oh, I’ve got it alright and our friends will want some too! Fetch a bag of Dr. Harvey’s le dogue bites and save 10% with our ambassador code BFTB118. Now, where is my beret?”



30 comments :

  1. Just CHICKEN?! YUM. And they look so posh in that glass bowl.

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    1. It is just 100% freeze dried chicken and it is delicious!

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  2. I bet they smell just heavenly and taste even better! You guys look fabulous!

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    1. Thank you very much! Yes, they are wonderful.

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  3. they are magnifique... or magni-chique? bon appetit ;o)

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    1. We were thinking of you as we tried our paw at French!

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  4. OMG! Dog Bites is the funniest name we ever heard of for a dog snack!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  5. Oh boy, French treats! Please pass the bag in my direction! You both look very handsome and I bet you would really blow wind up my furs with a beret!

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    1. You would love these, Emma! I definitely have to find me a beret now.

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  6. With a name like Pierre, we figured he'd get it sooner or later! BOL
    Jan & the crew at Wag n Woof Pets

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    1. It took Pierre a few minutes to catch on, didn't it? 🤣😂

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  7. Mom literally cackled out loud at this
    Bentley: “Oui Oui!”
    Pierre: “Seriously, if you wee-wee in the house, you are going to be in big trouble! Why don’t you go outside and leave that bag of treats with me?”

    Bentley girlz love guyz with accents!
    Hugs madi your bfff

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    1. We are so happy to make you laugh! Pierre is very funny. 🤣🤣

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  8. Mais vous parlez très bien français ! Great review ! You made us laugh with your "Oui-Oui" turning into "wee-wee", MOL ! Purrs

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    1. We think our Bayou French is getting better!

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  10. Oh Bentley you look very French! For a minute we thought we were gonna have to have Phenny come over to translate!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. We were trying to channel Phenny for this review!

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  11. WE love freeze dried treats!!!
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

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    1. That are so tasty and healthy! Bite-sized Pug pieces.

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  12. WEE WEE indeed! BOL!! Oh dudes, you crack me up! OH, I loves me freeze dried chickens!!!! Ma has to buy me the HUGE bag of them, cause I'm on a diet, and she's tryin' to gets me to eats less junk....she should try it...just sayin'.
    Anyhu, I'm gonna have Ma check it out!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. OMD! You would LOVE these treats. I'm sure you would lose weight munching on them.

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  13. So awesome to see just one ingredient! Well done, boys. Vive le Dr. Harvey's.

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