Le Dogue Bites are Très Bien

Bentley: “Bonjour, Pierre. Would you care to partake in some of my Dr.Harvey’s le dogue bites®?  I must say they are très bien.”
Pierre: “What the heck is wrong with you, Bentley? You are talking funny. The only thing I understood was Dr. Harvey’s so whatever it is, I want some.”

Bentley: “Oh mon ami! I must say these delicious and holistic dog treats have taken me back to my native France. Je les aime.”
Pierre: “You had better snap out of it or I’m telling Mom! Did you say something about a treat from Dr. Harvey’s?”

Bentley: “Oui Oui!”
Pierre: “Seriously, if you wee-wee in the house, you are going to be in big trouble! Why don’t you go outside and leave that bag of treats with me?”
Bentley: “For crying out loud, Pierre! I don’t have to go outside. I am speaking French because we are reviewing le dogue bites and they are a classy treat!”
Pierre: “Well, why didn’t you just say so? I love these bite sized pieces of freeze-dried chicken. Seriously, it is the only ingredient. That means no salt, sugar, preservatives or coloring. It says right here on the package that they are made in the USA not France!”
Bentley: “I know that, silly! Le Dogue is French and again, I was trying to add a little sophistication to our review. Take a bite and you’ll see that these are very distinguished treats. We have the chicken but they are also available in beef and fish. That is a trifecta of goodness!"

Pierre: “Encore une, s’il vous plait?"

Bentley: “He asked for one more and even said please. By Jove, I think he’s got it! Vive le dogue bites!”                      
Pierre: “Oh, I’ve got it alright and our friends will want some too! Fetch a bag of Dr. Harvey’s le dogue bites and save 10% with our ambassador code BFTB118. Now, where is my beret?”