One of our friends, Oz the Terrier, is celebrating Bad Poetry Day with a contest & Blog Hop. Oz writes original limericks; read the one for Bentley HERE! Instead of collaborating on a single work, the boys each penned their own bad poem.
Bentley’s Poem
My name is Bentley; I am a Hound;
My breed is a Basset; I usually keep my nose to the ground.
This is Pierre; they call him a Westie;
I like to wrestle him; he is my bestie.
That is my mom; she is a Writer,
I may grump when she wakes me; but I’d never bite her.
Pierre’s Poem
Ode to the squirrel that runs in the tree,
I hear you barking down at me.
From limb to limb, you leap with glee,
Fall you stupid squirrel.
Well, I think they are both great poems boys but my favorite is Pierre's. BOL!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much. Pierre doesn't like squirrels! BOL!
DeleteBravo, bravo to both of those.Nice one guys and now we are off to dream of squirrels falling from the trees.Have a terrific Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
I hope it rains squirrels and treats in your dreams ♥
Deleteawesome poems guys - we sure hope those squirrels hear you :)
ReplyDeleteOh, I make sure those acorn-chunking tree rats hear me BARK!!! Woofs, Pierre
DeleteYou guys are so clever :-)
ReplyDeleteWe appreciate it Laika. ☺
Deletelove them, you guys are awesome.
ReplyDeleteThank you! We are glad that you enjoy our bad poetry. ☺
DeleteI love how you got the hound and squirrel into your poems! Very nice, or should I say very bad?
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm nice it's good, but when I'm bad it's better! BOL!!
DeleteOh wow!! You each wrote your own BAD poem?!? Bentley, yours sure was funny...it bordered on being a good poem. Now, Pierre...Ma did spit out her coffee when she read yours. Oh my! We are laughing at both those poems. Thanks for joining in the fun, pals!
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Yay! My bad poem was coffee spit worthy! I am very proud, thanks Oz ♥ Pierre I'm glad that you liked mine too. ☺ Bentley
DeleteHey Bentley & Pierre!
ReplyDeleteWow, those are both super poems! BWAR HAR HAR to the bestie Westie and Fall You Stupid Squirrel. OMD that has me wagging and giggling! My Mom's laughing her butt off. BOL Very cute, my furiends!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
Thanks Sarge! We do not like squirrels, but we LOVE to chase them. ♥
DeleteEXCELLENT Bad Poems.
ReplyDeleteThanks guys. We enjoyed yours too. ☺
DeleteHahaha excellent poems! I laughed out loud at Pierre's ;)
ReplyDeleteThank you Kelsie. I hope that you clicked for us. ☺
DeleteThose poems were amazing!!! Pierre's had me laughing so hard- he definitely gets it from his momma! ;)
ReplyDeleteHe does have our family sense of humor!
DeleteLove it love it love it!
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you, thank you! Pierre's purpose each day is to try catching a squirrel. ☺
Deletehehehe funny ,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteThanks for hopping by to visit Speedy! ♥
Deletehahah I love it!
ReplyDeleteThank you. I'm so glad that you stopped by to see us today. ☺
DeleteOh you did such a great poem!!!!!! Way to go! We entered today too! But I am voting for you!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
BOL! I love your three Sibes in a tub poem. ☺
Deletesome of the world's most famous people wrote bad poetry. You are in great company.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Some of these other dogs and cats wrote pretty bad poems. ☺
DeleteHaha! Great poems, voted for yours!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your support! ☺♥♥
DeleteBravo!!! Great poems!! How long is the blog hop for?
ReplyDeleteThanks! I believe it is open through Friday. ☺
DeleteBwwwah!!! Love them!
ReplyDeleteWe are looking for a coffee shop to perform our poems on stage. So far, no luck. ☺
DeleteMOL! Those poems were...well, actually good! Make it bad MK! BAD! haha!
ReplyDelete❀Siamese Smothers and Tuxie Tickles❀ from Mikko and Jax at Happiness is Siamese!
Thanks! We loved yours too!
DeleteGolden CLAPS!!! Not bad at all :-) Golden Woofs
ReplyDeleteGolden thanks Sugar! ♥♥
DeleteWhat great poems!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
The boys are poets and didn't know its. BOL!
DeleteDang, we gotta get us some poems written!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Mayorz For All Paws
Poetry would definitely come in handy on the campaign trail. ☺
DeleteAnother excellent bad poem.
ReplyDeleteThanks! We tried our worst. ☺
DeletePawsome poems!
ReplyDeleteYour poem was fun and made us wish we had a swimming pool!
DeletePierre's poem is definitely my favorite. Great job with the bad poetry.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Pierre has a way with words. ☺
DeleteI absolutely love Pierre's poem :)
ReplyDeleteHe is really proud of it. Thanks for the nice compliment! ♥
DeleteOK, I entered! :-D
ReplyDeleteHowever, where I come from, originally, "Bad" meant "Good" and "Cool". :-D
But, as Nikita would have said...anything to encourage poetry among the pet blogging masses!
Daddy Kiril of The Opinionated Pussycat
http://www.opinionatedpussycat.com
What fangtastic poems!! We especially loved that last line of yours Pierre, "fall you stupid squirrel"...it really touched us!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Awesome poems! I especially enjoyed the little glimpse into what Pierre is thinking!
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