Bentley: “Shiver me
timbers First mate Pierre! Guess what day
it be.”
Pierre: “Uhhh, it’s Friday. Why are we dressed like this and what
happened to my eye? Should I be
hysterical?”
Bentley: “Avast
Matey! It be Talk Like A Pirate
Day! It’s an international holiday and
our friend Cap’n Speedy the House Bunny is having a big party over in the
U.K. We be supposed t' talk like a gentleman
o' fortune all tide.”
Pierre: “Hmmm, talk like a pirate. Will thar be cake? Do ye gentleman o’ fortunes eat cake? I be knowin’ a RUM cake! Hardee har har!”
Bentley: “Aye,
now ye be thinkin’. Mom, there be some
kinda International Pirate Law that ye need to be bakin’ a rum cake. Are ye already in the galley, ye wench?”
Pierre: “Hey Cap’n Bentley! Do ye know where a one-legged pirate eats
breakfast? IHOP!”
Bentley: “Yo-ho-ho! Me once knew a pirate with a wooden leg named
Wilson.”
Pierre: “What be the name of his other leg?”
Bentley: “Arrr…do
ye be knowin’ how much booty the pirate paid to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear!”
Pierre: “Blimey Cap’n Bentley! Ye be talkin’ addled!”
Bentley: “Ye
talkin’ plank walkin’ talk ye scurvy dog!”
Pierre: “Don’t ye be makin’ me flog ye upside
yer head! Aye, here be a couple o’ more
jollys! Why couldn’t the pirate play
cards? Because he was standing on the
deck! Ok, be holdin’ ye stomach for this
one…which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers? Ye give up?
The outside!”
Bentley: “Bwaa-haa-haa! Wait…What do ye call a pirate who can’t conduct
a successful raid? The pillage idiot!”
Pierre: “Gramma! Did ye bake us pirates some cake? Avast My lady, why ye be wearin’ a paper
towel on ye head?”
Me: “Aye, my little pirates. It seems I have a Bounty on me head!”
Bentley: “Arrr Mom,
ye won’t be walkin’ the plank, but ye must walk the dog today! It won’t hurt to lose some of me booty!”
Me: “Do ye know why pirates
are careful with cats on board their ships?”
Pierre: “Cat cooties?”
Me: “No, a mew-tiny! Y’all don’t roll yer eyes at me! That be funny!”
Bentley: “Mom, me
don’t want to seem tart, but drinking rum this early in the morning does not
make you a pirate, it just makes you drunk.
Hardee-har-har-har!”
Pierre: “Gramma! Did ye drink our cake?”
Me: “Boys! That is not funny! Me thinks yer not gettin’ any of these apples
me dehydrated for yer treats! Do ye know
what me will have to do before I bury me treasured apples?”
Bentley: “Aye, dig
a hole! We were just jostlin’ ye a wee
bit My Lady! Now, how about ye rubbin’
me tummy afore we get to those tasty apples.
Arrr…a pirate’s life for me!”
Happy International
Pirates Day Mateys!
Stop by and say “Ahoy”
to Cap’n Speedy today!
*Avast mateys! Don’t
forget to visit Bentley’s Bargains' new tab and expanded store. I am giving $20 off and Free Shipping on any order above $49 with the code 20off for a month of September. Now
that be a treasure-chest full o’ savin’.
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Yo ho ho, Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!
ReplyDeletePawsome pirates there dudes. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum to you and happy talk like a pirate day to you. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Argh!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Y'all!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, nice peaceful looking bayou...are you headin' out to the "high seas"?
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
bawhawhahaha The Pillage Idiot lol. Hope you will find all treasures today and your ship has always fair winds
ReplyDeleteHappy Speak like a pirates day
ReplyDeleteAhoy there buckaroos! Ye look great in ye pirate clothes!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Arrrgh! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! We hope you find some great treasure! Bets & Pack-Sweet. Dog. Life.
ReplyDeleteAhoy, mateys! I'm posing as a pirate later for Mom, too!
ReplyDeleteBunny
TeeHeeHee....you all make cute pirates!!
ReplyDeleteAAAARRRGGHHH Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
hehehe you guys are too damn cute.
ReplyDeletearrggghh! ahoy me mateys. Ye're looking right fit for the sea. come on over and have a sail on me ship and enjoy the nip grog
ReplyDeleteYou boys make great pirates.
ReplyDeleteAye Mateys! You boys sure can speak pirate really well! What a cute post. I had another planned so couldn't do it, but yours came out great!
ReplyDeleteAhoy, Mateys! You be makin' a fine pair o' pirates, indeed! :)
ReplyDeletearrrrrr, you scurvy dogs, fine pirate talk....now about that rum cake....WERE IS IT?, we be gettin quite upset without some now!
ReplyDeleteOne Eyed Da Sus & Cap-n Dude
So cute! I shared some of the pirate jokes with Keith hahahaha :)
ReplyDeleteAdorable!!
ReplyDeleteThey are so cute!! Happy Pirate's Day!! :D
ReplyDeleteAye, aye. We can tell you two are rulers of the bayou.
ReplyDeleteYou make pawesome pirates!
ReplyDeleteOMD that was just great!
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