Pierre: “Uhhh, it’s Saturday. Why are we dressed like this and what happened to my eye? Should I be hysterical?”
Bentley: “Avast Matey! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day! It’s an international holiday and our friend Cap’n Speedy the House Bunny is having a big party over in the U.K. We be supposed to talk like a gentleman o' fortune all tide.”
Pierre: “Hmmm, talk like a pirate. Do we get to sail the high seas? How deep will the water be…matey?”
Pierre: “Hmmm, talk like a pirate. Do we get to sail the high seas? How deep will the water be…matey?”
Bentley: “Aye, we will set sail in the deepest part of the bayou. We could jolly well reach depths of four to five feet! Hoist the flag!”
Me: “What is going on here and where are y’all going with that boat? Did you buy some catnip from the neighbor? Let me smell your breath.”
Bentley: “Argh Mom! We be pirates for International Talk Like A Pirate Day. No jesting, me lady.”
Pierre: “Hey Cap’n Bentley! How about some pirate humor? Do ye know where a one-legged pirate eats breakfast? IHOP!”
Bentley: “Yo-ho-ho! Me once knew a pirate with a wooden leg named Wilson.”
Pierre: “What be the name of his other leg?”
Bentley: “Arrr…do ye be knowin’ how much booty the pirate paid to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear!”
Pierre: “Blimey Cap’n Bentley! Ye be talkin’ addled!”
Bentley: “Keep that up and ye be walkin’ the plank, ye scurvy dog!”
Pierre: “Don’t ye be makin’ me flog ye upside yer head! Ok, be holdin’ ye stomach for this one…which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers? Ye give up? The outside!”
Bentley: “Bwaa-haa-haa! Wait…What do ye call a pirate who can’t conduct a successful raid? The pillage idiot!”
Pierre: “Gramma! Did ye bake us pirates some cake? Avast My lady, why ye be wearin’ a paper towel on ye head?”
Me: “Aye, my little pirates. It seems I have a Bounty on me head!”
Bentley: “Mom, ye won’t be walkin’ the plank, but ye must walk the dog today! Hey diddly dee…a pirate’s life for me!”
Shiver me timbers! Ye be invited to join us on the #Bayou for #TalkLikeAPirateDay! http://t.co/5j72eLmluN
— M. K.Clinton (@mk_clinton) September 19, 2015
Our thanks to Speedy for such a cool party to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
You can visit his blog or his Facebook page to see all of the other pirates!
We also using today’s story as The Lazy Pit Bull’s
52 Snapshots of Life.
This week’s word is
Feet.
Click on their name to see the other submissions for this week.
You boys look so cute! I didn't know it was International Pirate Day! How fun!
ReplyDeleteHaha so fun!!
ReplyDeleteYou guys look fab!
ReplyDeleteyes... that's an interesting question... what's the name of his other leg? maybe Jim?
ReplyDeleteHappy Pirate Day. I think I have dressed like a pirate for this before, but not this year. You boys look mighty dangerous in your boat!
ReplyDeleteYou two boys are the cutest pirates ever!
ReplyDeleteLots of wags and woofs from the crew at Wag n Woof Pets
Mom and I LOVE this photo! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
ReplyDeleteBarks and licks and love,
Dakota
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Lol! So fun!!!
ReplyDeleteLove the jokes!
ReplyDeleteYe both look great,xx Captain Speedy
ReplyDeleteHappy Talk Like a Pirate Day, Bentley and Pierre! You two make some mighty cute pirates. :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Talk Like a Pirate Day Smileys!
ReplyDeleteDory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Arrrggh! What fine pirates ye be!
ReplyDeleteThe boys make EXCELLENT pirates!
ReplyDeleteyou are a pair of salty old sea dogs for sure :)
ReplyDeleteYou guys are great pirates!!
ReplyDeleteHAH! Great jokes! A Bounty on her head! HAH!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, Ye make fine scurvy pirates! Happy Meow Like A Pirate Day!
DeleteYou guys are great lookin' pirates!! Jack Sparrow would be jealous!!
ReplyDeleteYou two maties are the cutest swashbucklers I've ever seen..... Aaaaarr!!
ReplyDeleteLove & Biscuits,
Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them
Ye make great pirates.
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