“Welcome to Lizard Hunting 101. Being on the Bayou, you might be wondering why I am hunting lizard instead of alligators. It’s simple reasoning; to a lizard I look like a huge white monster, but to an alligator, I look like a tasty mini marshmallow.”
"Successful lizard hunters find a lush garden or flower bed to set up camp. I love to explore when flowers are at their peak bloom." (Ignore Mom rolling her eyes)
"Always stay alert for any movement. Remember the three lizard hunting L’s…Look, Listen, Leap."
"Lizards are tricky. They can become one with a plant so keep your eye on them. Don’t let them bribe you with their “money pouch.” It is not even a real quarter in there."
“Lizard hunting is always more fun with a friend. You can divide and conquer or team up for action. *Fun Fact: If you both begin to bark and hop around, your mom will think it’s a snake and lose her mind.”
“Never let the lizard smell fear. If you miss your target, don’t worry. Another lizard will be darting past any minute. Should any flowers get trampled or killed during a hunt, look innocent and admit to nothing. Now, let's go out there and hunt some lizards!”
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Oh boy. If we had lizards in the yard, we wouldn't be allowed outside and Mom wouldn't go out either. She doesn't like any reptile creatures and we are forbidden to come in contact with them too. You guys have fun doing a "forbidden" sport.
ReplyDeletewe have no lizards here... think that would be the nuclear meltdown for the mama.... she once athrow a whole howlteil into turmoil because of a lizard on the ceiling.... butt it was huge ... around 8.7 ft... well ok it was 3 inches... butt suuuuper scary!
ReplyDeleteI think I will go on a lizard hunt myself!!
ReplyDeleteThat looks like way to much fun, I love lizards.
ReplyDeleteLook innocent and admit to nothing...that's the rule around here.
ReplyDeleteWe don't have lizards here. Looks like you are having some fun!!
ReplyDeletethose are some great tips - we have so many lizards around us but oddly enough we just totally ignore them
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Look
Listen
Leap We are practicing this EXCELLENT Lesson... We have never had a chance to go Lizard hunting... butt we want to be READY... Just in case the opportunity pawsents itself.
Look Listen LEAP
Now about that wild barking and the Moms losing their minds... thinking it is a SNAKE.. THAT would be a fun thingy to watch... butt FURST our mom would need to FIND her Mind.. We believe it has been MISSING fur 87 months or so. (THIS TIME)
Wow, that sounds like such fun! Sorta like chipmunk hunting here in my yard. I would definitely avoid the gators...too many big, sharp teeth. Yikes. BOL.
ReplyDeleteGrr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
The reason why you hunt lizards and not alligators sounds rather sensible. Great lesson, you're a good teacher : you could be an honorary cat. Purrs
ReplyDeleteOh I would LUFFS to come lizard hunting wiv you! I sooooo want to haf a lizard of my very own
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Those are pawsome tips. If we see a lizard, we will remember them.
ReplyDeleteYou are the expert for sure, Pierre!! It is very rare for us to see a lizard around here, but the crew is still taking notes, just in case!
ReplyDeleteJan, Wag 'n Woof Pets
This was a good class. I'll have to try out these tips!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Oh those lizards should be very afraid. :)
ReplyDeleteWe wish we had leezards up here!
ReplyDeleteSuch beautiful faces! Love the expressions. Hope you keep those lizards away! I'm your newest follower.
ReplyDeleteWags,
Noreen and Hunter
Thank you for all the tricks and ideas
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
I'm with you Pierre - I'd go after lizards vs. gators any day.
ReplyDeleteno lizards here - sometimes a salamander!
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Our kittehs like to hunt da lizards dat come in da house.
ReplyDeleteAh, the old flower-trample trick. Liam and Sinead have that one mastered, too. And they're not even hunting anything. Just walking. Through my flowers. All the time.
ReplyDeleteJean from Welcome to the Menagerie
Why thank you, Pierre! Excellent lizard hunting tutorial. I don't blame you for hunting lizards instead of alligator. A wise choice my friend!
ReplyDeleteLove & biscuits,
Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them
We don't have lizards to leap at around here but we do like faking our mom out in thinking it might be a snake. BOL!
ReplyDeletethat's a good life saying... "look innocent and admit to nothing" maybe that will be my phrase.
ReplyDeleteCole at not afraid of color
Adorably clever post. Sam would probably run up a tree if he spied a lizard, not to mention what I'd do! LOL
ReplyDeleteSo much to see, and show mom! Who knows what they find on their next adventure!
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