Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Tell an Old Joke Day Jokes

It’s “Tell an Old Joke Day” and y’all know how we like to fancy ourselves stand-up comedians so we couldn’t resist trying out some of our new “old” jokes.


Once you wipe away the tears of laughter, feel free to leave us your best joke in the comments!
Happy Tell an Old Joke Day!
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20 comments :

  1. we love that jokes... and it makes totally sense for that flamingoes, right? why they are called flamin-go when they always stand around?

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  2. You guys are too funny☺ Love your jokes!

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  3. We hope KISMET doesn't visit today ... she may get very Squaaakky about joke number two!

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  4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not a banana. Mom can never get that stupid thing out of her head from when she was little.

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  5. Those were priceless. Elsa found this one:
    Three handsome male dogs walk down the street and see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

    Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she tells them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

    The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.” She rolls her eyes & replies, “How childish...that shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

    She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and he blurts, “Uhhh…I HATE liver and cheese.”

    “You're hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s line,” said the Poodle.

    She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little man?” The last dog was a tiny chihuahua. The chihuahua gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says, “Liver alone, cheese mine.” 🤣

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  6. Here's a cool joke. Where does the snowman keep his money? In a snowbank. 😂

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  7. OH MY word I'm not sure I'll have enough kleenx to wipe the tears of joy off my face.
    Those were some good ones. Well done. For some reason I'm one of those gals who remembers punch lines but NOT THE JOKE
    Hugs Cecilia

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  8. You two are always good with the giggles!

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  9. We are with you, B. Old jokes are the corniest. We still laughed at them, though.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  10. BOL! OMD, you boyz are too funny! Okays, here are a few Ma says Gpa always says, and still laughs at himself....
    "What do you call the largest mammal on earth that lives in a palace? The Prince of Wales of course!"
    "Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off"
    "There are three kinds of people, those who can count, and those that can't"
    Want me to go on? Gpa's got a zillion!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  11. Thanks for sharing the great jokes you two. We love the spelling bee one the most. Always fun to have a couple of laughs. Have a great day.
    World of Animals

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  12. You guys need to be on that new TV show...Bring on the Funny!

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  13. MEW-seum. That's cute,a dn right up our alley. :) Hugs to you and your family, Bentley and Pierre!

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  14. You boys just saw this day coming, didn't you? BOL!

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  15. hahaha you guys are so silly and funny

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