Misunderstood Working Dogs

I was busy picking up Bentley and Pierre’s toys the other day when I happened to mention that they should be helping me. Once they quit snickering, they both explained to me how much they do that goes unappreciated each and every day. It seems the Bayou Boys feel they are not being properly compensated. This is how the conversation progressed.

Me: “I shouldn’t have to bribe y'all. You should help because I asked.”

Bentley: “You are lucky that you don’t have to pay us cash for all of the different jobs we do around here. It’s not easy being a working dog.”

Me: “You boys don’t work. Mostly y’all sit around looking cute, mooching belly rubs, and chasing squirrels.”

Pierre: “You cut us to the quick! I’ll have you know that it would cost you a fortune to hire or buy all of the services that we provide for you. Let’s take a quick look at what we do each day.

Bentley: “Guard Duty ~ Do you know how much those humans make to sit or stand guard? We don’t want to scare you, but we’ve almost come under attack by sanitation workers, mail carriers, and small humans riding bikes more times than we can count. If we didn’t bark at them, we’d surely all be dead by now.”

Pierre: “Exterminator ~ What about all of those moles and lizards that I’ve trapped and killed for you?  Where’s my compensation for that unpleasant job?  You won’t even let me eat my catch.”

Bentley: “Dishwasher ~ Think how much you save by me pre-cleaning the dishes. All of that stuck-on food would take some elbow grease for you to remove. I don’t even complain that you ate all of the food in front of me.”

  Pierre: “Personal Trainer ~ If you hired someone to get you moving each day, well, you couldn’t afford it.  Selflessly, I urge you to get outside and walk. Should I mention the squats I get you to do every time that you brush me? That is great for building leg strength. Maybe I could bring in some cash with an infomercial DVD.”

Bentley: “Seat Filler/Warmer ~ There are times that I climb on the couch and it is cold.  I use the warmth of my Basset Hound body to generate heat resulting in you having a comfy, cozy place to sit. I cannot believe that you actually accuse me of stealing your spot!”

Pierre: “Greeter/Social Director ~ I am always the first one to the door to greet our guests. I welcome them; sniff them for any food bombs, or other dogs. I lead them to the living room where I stay and work the crowd with a few tricks. Let’s face it; I have saved more than one social event from being humdrum. Party planners bring in big bucks for entertaining.”

Bentley: “Floor Sweeper/vacuum ~ Take a look at our floors. Do you see food crumbs or spills anywhere? Nope, that’s because we are ever vigilant about immediately removing any food or beverage the instant it hits the floor.  We have total disregard for the 5-second rule.”

Pierre: “Personal Wake-Up Service ~ Have we ever let you oversleep? Most folks can’t afford a personal wake-up service and if they can, they usually just get a phone call. You are treated to loving licks and pawing by not just one but two handsome dogs. You can’t put a price on personal service.”

Bentley: “Baby Sitter ~ Who is going to let you know when our new baby needs to be changed? This nose will know. Pierre and I are going to teach her lots of fun things too like dropping cookies and playing ball.”

Pierre: “Gardener ~ There is no way to count the holes that I have dug for you. I have dug up dozens of flowers weeds without being asked. I also make my own fertilizer that you insist on removing and I aerate the grass.  When times are tough, I’ll even eat some of the grass to keep it level. A good gardener doesn’t come cheap, you know.”

Bentley: “Psychiatrist ~ I guess this is our most important job. Most psychiatrists charge by the half hour and don’t even ask what they charge. We listen to you, give you a shoulder to cry on, kiss it all better, and when we are through with our sessions, you always feel 100% better. As you can see we work 24/7 and never see a single dime. It is a good thing that we love you so much and are willing to work free. Actually, if humans had to pay for all of their dog’s services rendered each day, nobody could afford us.”

Me: “Gosh boys, I never realized how much you both do in a single day. It’s no wonder you need so many naps. Why don’t y’all keep relaxing while I get the toys put away. Then, I'll get my hard-working boys each a treat. I am such a lucky pet mom.”

Bentley: “Heh, heh, heh! We almost feel guilty about playing on Mom’s emotions. She is such a softie and we know all of her buttons to push! She’ll feel better once she gives us our treat. Bless her heart.”

Do you have a misunderstood working #dog? My #Basset & #Westie are feeling underappreciated! #funny #blogging https://t.co/y8v5CK68Ny

— M. K.Clinton (@mk_clinton) June 16, 2016

*What jobs do your dogs do each day? Are they working dogs or do they work at being dogs? Let me know in your comments. 

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