Tuesday, November 27, 2018

A Murder on the Bayou

Bentley Basset Hound: “The photo above is from a happier carefree time. As you can see, I am sharing my PrideBites bed with one of my very favorite toys, Lamb Chop. She is soft, cuddly, and has a squeaker. I love my Lamb Chop. Little did I know that our time together was limited.
   Last week, I came upon a gruesome scene. Lamb Chop had been brutally murdered. It appears her throat was cut and her tongue was almost pulled out of her mouth. There were no witnesses to this heinous crime but I have my suspicions. Let me just say that Pierre has always been jealous of my relationship with Lamb Chop. This was clearly a crime of passion.
   Pierre claims that he has an ironclad alibi for the time this killing took place. Far be it for me to accuse someone unjustly but everyone knows he has a long rap sheet of terrier-ist acts including de-stuffing innocent toys.
   I ask for a moment of silence in honor of my dearly departed Lamb Chop. Sigh…R.I.P. my snuggly friend.”

**Don’t tell Bentley but I ordered him a brand new Lamb Chop for his birthday which is December 3rd.
We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.
Have you visited our Amazon Idea Page? I’d love for you to pop over and see what you think! 


19 comments :

  1. Let's hope Lamb Chop II can ward off evil doers.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I bet it was Mary she was jealous because the little lamb is yours and not hers...I mean was yours...

    ReplyDelete
  3. Bailie is the toy wrecker around this house. I know she destroyed a few of Emma's prize possessions. So far mine are still safe.

    ReplyDelete
  4. I feel so bad for your LambChop, Bentley. I will be hugging my Lambie tightly today. He only has one ear but that's okay. He can still hear me when I whisper sweet nothings.

    ReplyDelete
  5. We are so sorry about Lamb Chop, we hope the killer is discovered soon and justice is served. We think it was Mary too.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Gruesome crime scene image! Such villainy should not go unavenged!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Oh Bentley darlin' I'm sending you all my sympathies at the untimely demise of your Precious Lamb Chop. Pierre the Terrier-ist tried to coax me into being his alibi but I told him I could not lie.LOL LOL
    Hugs Cecilia

    ReplyDelete
  8. My ghostwriter is very sad for your Lamb Chop. But I say it looks like standard squeaky toy management. (Gee, I wonder why I hardly ever get any new squeaky toys????)

    ReplyDelete
  9. We're so sorry for your Lamb Chop, Bentley ! We hope justice is served very soon. Purrs

    ReplyDelete
  10. RIP Lamb Chop. Where's NCIS when you need them to collect evidence? 🤣

    ReplyDelete
  11. Run free Lamb Chop! Sure hope you find the culprit!

    ReplyDelete
  12. All you need is a DNA kit now:) Lightning's Lamb Chop resides on one of the human beds upstairs where we don't get to go:(

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

    ReplyDelete
  13. This is so sad. We think you need to call in the Crime Scene Investigation team. They should be able to get enough evidence and DNA to catch the culprit.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Such a horrible crime scene!!! Poor Bentley, do discover such a thing. Hope he doesn't need therapy.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Oh poor Lamb chop. Must have been horrifying to discover the body
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

    ReplyDelete
  16. I'm sorry to hear about your beloved Lamb Chop, I know how special your relationship was. Stay strong my sweet hound friend, you'll get through this.
    Love & Biscuits,
    Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them

    ReplyDelete
  17. We are so sorry for your loss of Lamb Chop, Bentley. What a sad and scary story!
    Jan, Wag n Woof Pets

    ReplyDelete

I'd love to hear from you! Bark back!

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.